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the second half of Tango's episode 14. also known as "Zed and Tango make hole jokes for 20 straight minutes"
is the PG server in the room with us right now
WHY IS MUMBO JUMBO EXPLAINING MONEY LAUNDERING TO ME WHILE SITTING IN A BATHTUB
im always curious which hermits swear offcamera and which dont
because obviously they try not to swear (for the most part) on camera/in videos, because, yknow, facade of a PG server, and obviously they are all adults
but i know some adults still just Don't Swear so i can't help but wonder
its time for Hermit Math! (aka, im tallying up how much catching up i have to do because hooooooly shit)
the only big change is that i have dropped Xisuma's POV for now because he posts so much and honestly i was losing interest in his videos and it was slowing me down
the furthest back video was uploaded June 19th, so i'm one month behind the playlist as a whole is 19 videos, 8.85hrs long
actual episode stats, in no particular order:
Joel: 5 videos (ep.20-24), 109 minutes Scar: 3 videos (ep.19-21), 77 minutes Grian: 4 videos (ep.18-21), 145 minutes Mumbo: 4 videos (ep.19-22), 93 minutes Tango: 2 videos (ep.15-16), 57 minutes Etho: 1 video (ep.9), 50 minutes
i don't have much other commentary aside from the ONE HOUR LONG GRIAN VIDEO, SKEWING MY STATS there's always one. there's always one outlier that fucks with my stats
there is something so oddly genuinely comforting about joel's building segment in his new video (31) where he keeps addressing us with "you, Viewer"
i don't know WHY but it's, nice
goodtimeswithscar when will you start lighting up the inside of your builds. i beg of you
he ends up with SO MANY unintentional mob farms and its so amusing to me that he just Does Not Learn. where are your torches. i know you have them. that's Too Many Zombies
SINCE WHEN IS THERE A COUNCIL OF GRIAN
whatever the hell is going on in this chat interaction i love it dearly
also i don't go to zedaph but i've seen about three of my POVs now have Whatever That Is going on in the background. any zed viewers who would care to enlighten me in the notes would be much appreciated i am so curious but do not have time to find another POV
"WE'RE SMARTER THAN ETHO!!"
aaaaand grian's got a complex about that now i bet. i don't doubt this will Come Up Again lmao
scar's death portal Repeatedly Causing Issues For Everyone, Including Himself, will never not be funny to me
thank you grian, for spending half of an episode dicking about with guardians, and in doing so, reminding me How Much I Despise Guardian Flopping Noises
DID I JUST GET PUT ON HOLD BY A FUCKING MINECRAFT VIDEO
when the sorting machine spat out book 003 instead of 002 i think that is the closest i have ever heard mumbo jumbo sound to just Snapping. that is the laugh/chuckle of a Tired, Broken Man
i'm so tired i have Please Hold stuck in my head
its like my brain put me on hold what
HELLO?? WHAT. WHY.
the fuckin caption I hate it here get me OUT /dram
"came back wrong" after revival. came back wrong, but not in the sense that they are truly, in essence, wrong. more so that your idea of them is now so tainted by the death you saw them in that you can no longer see them the same way they're back, and they're wrong, so they came back wrong, but it's not their fault. they're not inherently different but you can no longer shake the dread that you felt when you saw them dead. you cannot stop seeing the pallor that death washed over their face, the lifeless dullness in their blank eyes. you cannot forget that, and you cannot remember them without it. "came back wrong", but are they wrong? or is your view of them altered? are they truly different, or have you just forgotten?
"came back wrong", but you are revived to see your loved ones no longer look at you the same. you feel the same, act the same, look the same - save for maybe a few scars. but now they won't quite meet your eyes. every time you catch them looking, they look like they're staring at a corpse. the love in their eyes that was once so clear is now clouded by uncertainty. by fear. are they afraid of you? you've come back the same, so why are they treating you like a ghost? "came back wrong", but you only change because they force you to. in their expectation of your being different, they refused to let you continue to be yourself
"came back wrong", but they didn't come back wrong at all. they were received wrong, and when you are estranged and treated with such cruelty you have often no choice but to rewire yourself.
every day, i more heavily consider making a compilation/tierlist of joel's unhinged hermitcraft intros
someone either talk me into it or talk me out of it, this indecision is killing me i've been debating for actual months now
interesting, uh...
interesting shape you've chosen for that, joel. mhm
what is this dramatic-ass, "hello boys" entrance from cub
what is HAPPENING