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DID I JUST GET PUT ON HOLD BY A FUCKING MINECRAFT VIDEO

when the sorting machine spat out book 003 instead of 002 i think that is the closest i have ever heard mumbo jumbo sound to just Snapping. that is the laugh/chuckle of a Tired, Broken Man

i'm so tired i have Please Hold stuck in my head

its like my brain put me on hold what

every day, i more heavily consider making a compilation/tierlist of joel's unhinged hermitcraft intros

someone either talk me into it or talk me out of it, this indecision is killing me i've been debating for actual months now

interesting, uh...

interesting shape you've chosen for that, joel. mhm

what is this dramatic-ass, "hello boys" entrance from cub

what is HAPPENING

i am incredibly amused by the apparently uncontrollable southern accent that grasps skizz every time he's in the poe poe uniform. without fail, i believe, every time i see him with that skin on he also has this accent on. it's great, i love it

i very much just choked on the water i was drinking when fucking Heatwaves of all songs came on during a Joel Smallishbeans video

good gods that was unexpected

"I am Mumchle Angumlo"

i... i get what he means here. but also. mumbo. what the fuck

it's 1 in the morning, i have watched about 8 hours worth of hermitcraft content in the past 5 days, and i'm almost caught up! so it's everyone's favourite time: hermitstats!!! (i'm so tired)

the oldest video on the playlist is Smallishbeans ep.28 from August 29th, putting me at just under two weeks behind! the whole playlist is 7 videos long, and 3.75hrs(!!!)

now for the episode stats, as usual in no particular order!

Joel: 2 videos (ep.28-29), 43 minutes Etho: 1 video (ep.10), 58 minutes (why) Scar: 2 videos (ep.24-25), 53 minutes Grian: 1 video (ep.25), 43 minutes Mumbo: 1 video (ep.27), 26 minutes Tango: 0 videos (he's on here because he's on my list of POVs too)

commentary and rambling underneath the cut as per usual. there's like 5 paragraphs down there i apologize in advance, i'm tired and rambly

fucking. etho ethoslab why are your videos so SPARSE and so LONG. don't get me wrong i love his videos he's one of my favourite POVs but also. man.

also i am SO CLOSE TO CAUGHT UP i went from over 2 months behind to less than 2 weeks behind in the span of 5 days. i'm back on the grind. look at me go. i'm gonna get caught up this time i promise you and then we get to the FUN stat tallying for seasonwide shit (talked about that in this post)

i think the last time i was entirely caught up was literally in like march which is fun so i'm looking forward to actually knowing what people are talking about on this hellsite any of the ever

also i need a more standardized format for these posts. they're so all over the place good gods man

also also, hi, if anyone has suggestions for the statblocks please feel free to share, i already have ideas but i'm curious what people would want to see. i'll make a proper post about that at Some point idk man

okay by the time i'm done with this it's like 1:30am so it's time to send this post into the aether thank you for reading

Cards my dear hermitcraft moot

Is grian typically depicted as a scarlet macaw?

often, yes, he is!

iirc it's a reference back to season 6 where he had an ongoing bit with parrots ("pesky bird!") and it developed from there

but in short, yes!

....mumbo from the future? fucking around with time travel?

the Fuck is going on over there right now. i'm 2 weeks behind still so i suppose this may have been explained by now but

what??

he keeps changing the subject when grian tries to comment on or ask about they greying hair

mumbo what the Fuck are you doing over there what's going on. what has your research facility done to you

damn it i wish i could draw in the style i want to draw i am having feelings about mumbo and grian and i need them OUT I NEED TO INFLICT THEM ON THE MASSES (my followers)

gods FUCK IM NORMAL ABOUT THIS

"we've got our beacon box, useful box, ...That One!"

you coward say Horny Time With Joel in a video. say it. say it out loud. coward. the pg server is not in fact in the room with us right now and you, my good sir, named the box that

oh brilliant, mumbo is making absolutely unsettling lore cutscenes now

why is- what is this season. Mined scares me what is this portal-HLVRAI worst combination thing /pos

the pure unfiltered JOY in mumbo's voice when he finally got One point is infectious. i am grinning so hard watching this im so happy for him look at our boy go

i do not know how to express how viscerally badly i want to play Ravager Rush. i need to get my hands on the S9 world download to play Decked Out so i can Feel Something

but holy hell. i need this game. i want to play it so so so badly

okay i may just be tired but i swear to GODS mumbo is getting a five o clock shadow in the new video

Moon Big I Hear You Knocking On My Door WHAT IS THIS MAN PLANNING