Hey Y'all Ive Started A New Danny Phantom And The Justice League Fanfic So U Should Go Check It Out Maybe

Hey y'all ive started a new danny phantom and the justice league fanfic so u should go check it out maybe its called vertical limit on ao3

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

Early bird gets the worm

Imagine Danny Fenton working as a security gaurd at Arkum Asylum. Like, he jokes around with the inmates, makes horrible puns, try to get his stick in the mud coworkers to crack a smile. Nobody would take this bean pole seriously. Not noticing the lean muscle underneath his skin, or the way he surveys every room he enters in an instance. He's become a favorite with several inmates like Harley and the Riddler; not afraid to make witty comebacks and banter. There is just one thing though. He tells them one day if they ever try to escape they best do it when he's off the clock because they won't otherwise. Don't mistake this for a challenge, its a warning, he informs them. And the most mysterious thing about this new gaurd is that there has yet to be a successful prison break when he's on duity. This kind of record in Arkum is unheard of. Who knows what kind of attention that might cause. Mabye even the curiosity of a certain local Vigilante.

No pls bc i have been thinking about this all week. Whenever Matt goes anywhere else ppl think he's all cool but then they get to know him for more than 5 seconds and find out he is a walking human disaster. Like Matt "Im a really good lawyer" Murdock is the epitome of "people think i know what's going on, and that was a very bold assumption on their part."

Matt: *has a building dropped on him and proceeds to go to work half broken like an idiot*

Karen and Foggy: holy shit matt wtf did you do to yourself are you okay what happened???

Matt "im a really good lawyer" Murdock: ....i fell :)

I do wanna say that Matt Murdock’s excuse for a blind man catching a brick that was chucked through a window at his client is that he is a “really good lawyer” has got to be the most in-character thing the MCU has ever done for him.

to anyone who missed it:

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scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game