It Must Be Exhausting Being A Vampire And Eating Someone Who Gets Off To It. Id Take Psychic Damage Too

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

what if peter parker has long hair in the next spiderman movie because he’s living paycheck to paycheck and can’t afford a haircut

I think he broke a record for the amount of NSFW jokes in this one. 😂

💧 Help Gyldowen Fix Her Basement Sale! 💧

With my basement looking like the New Londo Ruins, my partner and I are facing some huge unexpected expenses. Every commission will go towards buying a new hot water heater and putting in a sump pump. Please message me @gyldowen-draws if you are interested or would like more information!

Wills and Won'ts under the cut (plus a video of us splashing around in our "new pool")

The following is a list of things I will draw:

✔ Humans

✔ Humanoid fantasy races

✔ Animal-like people (ears, tails, etc.) Note: I do not have much experience with these types of characters so please take this into consideration

✔ Detailed clothing

✔Armor

✔ Weapons

✔ Dynamic poses (to be negotiated upon commissioning)

✔ Slight gore (blood, cuts, bruises, etc.)

The following is a list of things I will not draw:

❌ NSFW

❌ Animals

❌ Furries

❌ Mecha

❌ Aliens

❌ Intense gore and body horror

These lists are by no means exhaustive, and can be negotiated on a case by case basis!

Charlie and Andrew going out for a walk then having lunch during their NWH shoot 🤧 so Charlie what you're saying is you two risked being seen together and ruining the NWH secret just so you two can go on a date ❤

My favorite character trait of Peter's, which I feel a LOT of people forget or don't want to acknowledge (gives me Luke Skywalker vibes honestly in the inability to accept certain negative traits of a beloved character), is that Peter has like, very real rage issues and often does have to stop himself from committing the same kinds of mindless atrocities as his villains. I know this is a silly panel, but it happens over and over and over again-- "I'm going to save them, but they don't deserve it", "I'm the good guy because these people deserve to die and I'm still going to save them", "I could and want to let these people die but I won't do it because I'm overcoming my own ego".

Not to mention how often he has to stop himself from not just passively letting people die, but actively stopping himself from MURDERING people. Happens so often.

It's so good, imo. I LIKE that Peter has structural ego and rage issues, because it makes the "with great power comes great responsibility" mantra SO much more potent. It DOESN'T come easy to Peter. It's hard, and the things his villains-- usually science experiments gone off the deep end JUST LIKE HIM-- do to him and his loved ones could borderline be used as justification FOR the violence he wants to commit.

(It's another reason why I value and appreciate whenever Spidey and Daredevil get to talk, because they have similar rage issues, but they deliver and treat those issues in VERY different ways that I find very fascinating)

Like the more I dive into the meat of Spidey comics, the more I kind of enjoy that Peter.... Isn't really that nice of a guy half the time? And it's kind of something the movies don't really get a chance to work with-- which is fine! MCU and comic movies in general are a different canon, they are not 616 or ultimates or whatever, they're their entire own dimension as far as I'm concerned-- so getting deeper into 616 Peter Parker is such a treat because he's a dick half the time! And I love him for that!