Don't You Hate It When You Get So Paranoid You Start Crying And There's Literally No Way For You To Double

Don't you hate it when you get so paranoid you start crying and there's literally no way for you to double check bc it's the middle of the night and the only person that would know the answer to your question (my mother) would be mad at you for being awake

I am well aware that I'm using tags incorrectly by tumblr user standards, but I'm a SPaG nerd. I love parenthesis and brackets (like seriously too much).

I have too many thoughts and need people to know all of them, so I include them in my post normally in brackets. That way they aren't lost when someone reblogs and doesn't reuse my tags.

I'm totally not autistic. Not at all.

I was doing trial 6 in DRV3 and what is with this random person I can't 😭

I mean ice cream in a cone would probably be a quiche? But yes, sweets, chocolate and pots of ice cream are 100% salads and no one can prove you wrong

I just spelled marauders so badly it autocorrected to marinara. Thought I'd share that

"wdym you don't know him he's your 'aunts' son" I have literally never met or heard of this guy in my life and I only see the 'aunt' once a year

Like I haven't even met him as a kid this is just a random adult man I do not know