Not Because She's Slippery But Because She Would Eat The Glue.

Not because she's slippery but because she would eat the glue.

i know kaladin was also living in the walls for a while but that was more as a cornered animal, like an asylum escapee, or a squatter who you don’t know is there. Lift was born to make a nest and eat holes in your drywalls. It was never a question of why. Only glue traps can stop her

Sanderson broke a fundamental rule: he gave an edgy fantasy protagonist who's the chosen one and good at everything two living parents that love each other. I don't think I can live with this faux pas

Can’t believe the most healthy relationship thus far in stormlight is Kaladins parents.

How to keep someone's mind hostage in DnD

The sending spell lets you send 25 words to someone.

The longest word in the English dictionary is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which has 19 syllables. A google search claims people talk at 4-5 syllables per second, so let's assume that this word takes four seconds to say. That means that with all 25 words you can occupy someone's head for 100 seconds, which isn't a lot but is certainly annoying.

Now, a discerning dm might argue that you can't use this word since it's unlikely your character knows the technical word for silicosis. This is where you pull out your pet rat, and give it a fun name, something like:

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum

This is a real name which existed, and assuming an average of 4 letters per syllable (I'm not going to count them), is around 150 syllables, or 33 seconds of talking. This name repeated 25 times will give you around 14 minutes of talking. You could probably invent a longer name, this is DnD after all, but this gives you a baseline grounded in reality.

The sending spell has no save against it, is not constrained by distance, and to my knowledge has not way of being blocked (though I'm sure one exists).

So, if an NPC is annoying, but you can't do anything violent about it, feel free to beam 14 minutes of gibberish into their brain as many times per day as you have the spell slots for. If they want to, they can return the favour, but if you're the kind of bastard to do this in the first place you're petty enough to make that sacrifice.

I guess it makes sense how Aang is so good at making french fries without much oil, he's an air friar after all.

My favorite Julius Caesar quote is "Veni, Vidi, Vici" (I came, I saw, I conquered) which he said after his domination of Pharnaces II of Pontus in what is modern day Turkey.

My second favorite quote is "Veni, Veni, Veni", which he said after his domination of Brutus

Imagine finding a room in the true lab that's just utterly filled to the brim with textbooks on soul science. Tolkien levels of world building on the ways a soul works.

"it is a well know fact that when a creature in possession of a soul enters a fight their soul coalesces into a heart shaped [fig. 2a] object (which will hereupon be referred to as a soul heart) whose physical position can be controlled telekinetically by the soul's possessor. Naturally, the aggressor's attention shifts to trying to attack and destroy the heart while the possessor evades said attacks. The speed at which a heart can be controlled and moved is a function of the possesor's distance from the heart, their own physical strength, and the atmospheric pressure at the location of the fight, which can be summarized by the equation 2-12 below."

Truly a missed opportunity by Toby Fox. Hopefully the next deltarune chapter takes place in a library so all this exposition can be conveyed naturally

Okay. You know what, god damn is the game of Undertale making it difficult to write sufficient theories on what souls are. Im sorry, but if humans had actual physical souls in the real world, we would have dissected the living crap out of everything there was to know about how they worked at this point. Monsters get ur act together please.