Hot Take: It May Not Have Been Shown Onscreen, But Rebekah Clearly Groomed Marcel And I Won't Even Start

Hot take: it may not have been shown onscreen, but Rebekah clearly groomed Marcel and I won't even start on the fact that he's her nephew

I love her but wtf

This discourse leads me to a pioneer in the field of vampires raping humans : Sage

I don't really remember anything of Sage other than her being Finn's lover and her sexual relationship with Damon, and perhaps a scene of her fighting vampires but I don't even remember if that's correct.

What did she do? I'm rewatching tvd s3 but she's like in just five episodes and I haven't got that far yet.

Jayley and gilijah were the superior ships, period

☕ on the Hayley Elijah ship?

ohhh this is gonna be really long.

ok so i actually vibed with this ship during season one because they had nice chemistry and we’re generally sweet towards each other. they had ups and downs during season one but i was hoping they would be a thing.

then came season two. and oh my Lord it went downhill. elijah, for some unknown reason, distances himself from hayley or hayley distances herself from him or he doesn’t look at her the same way or whatever i honestly had no idea what was going on. whatever was happening, it was stupid and unnecessary and i skipped past all their scenes. this would’ve been a nice opportunity to invest in klayley but that’s another discussion. so i kind of lost interest in the two of them, especially when gia and jackson entered the picture. jackson and hayley were very cute and it was a healthy relationship. same with gia and elijah. AND THEN THEY KILL MY GIRL GIA. words cannot describe how much that infuriated me.

and thennn season three. at this point i have zero interest whatsoever in this ship i don’t care if they’re fighting or having conflict or whatever i don’t care. and the writers keep trying to force it down our throats. it’s exhausting. it’s stupid. i hate it. hayley, at this point, is emotionally cheating on jackson and she sorta admits it and jackson has every right to be angry but he still helps that family because they’re important to hayley. i love this man. AND THEN THEY KILL OFF JACKSON. i hate j*lie. and then the whole thing with marcel happens (hate how the mikaelson treated him but that’s for another post) and then hayley defends elijah saying klaus has to forgive him blah blah i don’t care blah. so much for marcel and hayley being friends. at that point hayley and elijah became official and i didn’t care one bit.

now on to season four. elijah wakes up and him and hayley get together and whatever. then hayley lectures him on not killing those children. idk why she was surprised because elijah had no problem in killing davina. whatever. anyways then hayley sees what’s behind the red door (which btw is a cool concept and gives lots of depth and complexity to elijah’s character) and this is when i realized that elijah and hayley are in love with idolized versions of each other. they put each other on pedestals and then get angry when they don’t meet each other’s expectations. it’s toxic and unhealthy and if they were endgame i would’ve hated it. then hayley breaks up with him and onto season five.

imo this was the worst season of the originals it was dull especially compared to the first three seasons. at this point i was just watching to finish it not because i was interested. anyways elijah loses his memory and is with antoinette. (i liked that ship too) then elijah is at fault for hayley’s death and the entire mikaelson family was trying to convince him that him and hayley were amazing and beautiful and they loved each other or whatever. which was all false btw.

so to sum up this post, elijah and hayley romanticized the heck out of each other and they had a toxic relationship. elijah should have been with gia and hayley should have been with jackson. the end.

Y E S

Anyway, Elijah and Tristan definitely fucked. That's it, that's the post.

how do you feel abt klaroline? i always hated them together; i love the them both but i hate them as a couple

Short answer? I hate them.

Long answer? Well, apart from the fact that they're obviously a screwed up ship made only to please fans (Candice literally confirmed it) and that made Klaus and Caroline incredibly ooc, they just don't make sense and their personalities are too different. And their fans are a big no, the most I've encountered are so toxic and the major problematic part of the fandom (not all of them, before anyone starts crying).

Klaus wasn't in love with Caroline, he just had a weird obsession with her and Caroline was attracted to him in a sexual way, but she was in love with Tyler. They were never "romantic", they had a physical relationship that revolved about Klaus wanting to fuck her.

And once he did, he never bothered to check on her or even give her his condolences after her mother's death. If Klaus loved Caroline, as their shippers assure and swear, he wouldn't have treated her like shit. I mean, even when Stefan asked him if he was still in love with her, Klaus looked close to laughing imo and that should answer everything. And yeah, he asked him if he was gonna do the right thing by her, but that doesn't mean he's in love with Caroline: caring about someone doesn't equal romantic love.

And once more, after that, Klaus forgot about her again. If they were in love, one of them would have seeked the other at least in those seven years Klaus had the hollow inside, or they would have, idk, said "I love you" when he was literally dying. But they didn't, because Klaus was still in love with Cami, the woman he said he'll carry with him forever, and Caroline still wore her wedding ring and she literally said she would love Stefan forever.

So if they were made endgame (thanks god it didn't happen), canonically Klaus would still be thinking about Cami and Caroline would still love Stefan. And don't get me with the whole "however long it takes" because Klaus is always saying things he doesn't mean to get what he wants. His family was a mess and Caroline wouldn't have been able to stand that, especially because Hayley and Rebekah didn't like her, and knowing the personalities of the other siblings they wouldn't be fans of her either.

If somehow that wasn't enough, when Hayley told him she understood what he was going through after losing Cami, Klaus snapped and literally called Camille his true connection, comparing her to Elijah. The quote is literally "you want to commiserate with me, Hayley, but our experiences of grief are not the same. Your husband is dead. It hurts, but we both know the person you share a true connection with is still breathing. So you and I are not the same."

He compared Cami, who was very dead at that moment with Elijah, the man Hayley loved romantically the most. So if that isn't enough proof Klaus loved Cami the most of all his love interests, then I don't know what it is. And he literally sacrificed himself for Cami in s2 when Mikael attacked them. He didn't know the stake wasn't gonna work and that he would come back, so yeah.

I love Klaus, I don't like Caroline but still. Their characters are good, but not meant to be in a relationship. Klaus always put his family first, a family that hated Caroline; so if he had to chose and he would have to eventually, he would, without a doubt, chose his family over her.

So anyway, yes. I love talking shit about klaroline, one of my favorite hobbies.