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Theory Time Pt.2
theory time pt.2
observation: my mom is a pharmacist, and is a professional drug dealer.
observation: my dad, a doctor, stabs people back to life.
conclusion: my parents run a crime syndicate with the rest of the hospital. thoughts???
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we have turned one (1) republican to reality
cancun really does amazing things to a person huh
so my sister once went on a sleepover and watched open house (it's a horror movie) and basically its about a serial killer who lives in the basement of this family's house and eventually kills them all.
naturally i'm terrified and i thought there was a serial killer in our basement and so to combat this my brain created Steven the Invisible Telepathic Friendly Serial Killer that lives in my basement and every time i go downstairs i say hi to him in my head so he doesn't get lonely
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING JK EDIT LOOK AT IT AND SUFFER LIKE ME
who hurt you op
hmm it’s time to be unreasonably evil due to my tragic past
wanna get over your ex?
drink no-tears shampoo to not feel a single fucking emotion ever again!
clinically proven to produce utter numbness!
[symptoms of death included]