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So My Sister Once Went On A Sleepover And Watched Open House (it's A Horror Movie) And Basically Its
so my sister once went on a sleepover and watched open house (it's a horror movie) and basically its about a serial killer who lives in the basement of this family's house and eventually kills them all.
naturally i'm terrified and i thought there was a serial killer in our basement and so to combat this my brain created Steven the Invisible Telepathic Friendly Serial Killer that lives in my basement and every time i go downstairs i say hi to him in my head so he doesn't get lonely
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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING JK EDIT LOOK AT IT AND SUFFER LIKE ME
theory time pt.2
observation: my mom is a pharmacist, and is a professional drug dealer.
observation: my dad, a doctor, stabs people back to life.
conclusion: my parents run a crime syndicate with the rest of the hospital. thoughts???
do you see what the problem is? the gop is literally giving tax cuts to the top 1% and not the people who actually need it, because the gop is funded by a bunch of fucking billionaires. since they're such money-sucking leeches, they help the upper class and leave the bottom brackets to suffer under capitalism without even giving them a minimum wage of $15/hr because it may cause them to lose a little more money.
who hurt you op
hmm it’s time to be unreasonably evil due to my tragic past
it as been below fucking below freezing for the past week and now i walk outside and it is sixty fucking degrees this is absolutely baffling what the actual fuck is the weather anymore