When Boys R Like "sure I Like Older Men"

When boys r like "sure I like older men"

But this is the older man:

It's me. I'm boys.

Also uhhhh

🤭

Ok hear me out

Domestic Catwin idea

Edwin coming home super tired from a stressful case and the cat king looks like gif 1 and when Edwin flops down on a sofa or bed the cat king just looks at him like gif 2. With complete adoration and love. And they just cuddle for hours and the cat king sleeps on his chest and Edwin just lays there messing with his hair and feeling the vibration of his purring and all the stress and exhaustion melts away because of the comfortable situation and even though he can't sleep he feels rested.

Then the cat king waked up and helps alleviate the stress a different way 🤭

Then they go back to cuddling just less dressed and more sweaty

🤗

(Pls omg I need this as a fic or smthn)

I am obsessed with the idea that Lukas Gage gives AMAZING hugs like he just looks like the best hugger ever

Edit : it's written and posted on Ao3 under the title Domesticated by spike_weirdo_aaaa (my ao3 username)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I love you" = boring, common, overused

"I'm going to eat you alive' = peak of romance, creative, expresses unending love & devotion effectively

I told my mother you had Tumblr and the absolute shock she was in that you are still alive and of somewhat sound mind was hilarious, would you be able to just tell her you are alive and not super old?

If not that's totally okay, ik you probably get a ton of these :)

I am sorry, but I fear I must disappoint you, for when you reach my advanced age it is difficult to remember whether you are alive or not.

I LOVE THIS MAN WITH MY ENTIRE BEING AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH

By i-crave-blood