I-demand-a-good-username - My Theme Is That I'm Autistic And Cringe

being good friends with evelyn and george but barely knowing alex is so funny. like bro i didnt call for you put your grandparents on the phone i have a recipe to swap with granny and a news broadcast to complain about with peepaw

it’s winter and sam’s your secret santa…

he’s sebastian, of course…

- he’s sebastian, of course he’s gonna be awkward around the cute new farmer

- he’s sebastian, of course his smoke breaks last at least an hour

- he’s sebastian, of course he won’t let Sam win at pool this time

- he’s sebastian, of course he’ll accept room temperature raw fish from a total stranger

- he’s sebastian, of course he’s secretly wearing cute froggy socks

- he’s sebastian, of course he’ll tell you something is better alone when he really wants your company

- he’s sebastian, of course he’s hoping you’ll stop by while he’s working on his bike

- he’s sebastian, of course he’ll let you be the sorcerer in the RPG even though that’s his favorite

- he’s sebastian, of course one of his desk drawers is full to the brim with the frozen tears you keep bringing him from the mines

- he’s sebastian, of course he’ll let you borrow his hoodie if you’re cold

- he’s sebastian, of course he’s in his feels at the beach on rainy days

- he’s sebastian, of course it seems ridiculous to picture himself living on a farm, even if he has been thinking about it lately

Dear Farmer,

Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely.

We're glad you're okay!

(You've been billed 400g for this service)

-Morris

Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative