i-eat-onions-in-shower - wish my name was ophilia
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wish my name was ophilia

umm hey guys *waves awkwardly* ~specie : Human (carbon and stardust ) 16 |Anxious | Pansexual Ghost | Gemini | cats| aesthetic | she / her ~ I have so many ship that at this point I basically feel like a fucking pirate ☠️

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2 years ago

so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….


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2 years ago
It's Us

It's us


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2 years ago

half of tumblr is horny, half is depressed, and the other half is just reblogging


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2 years ago

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???


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2 years ago
NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)
NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)
NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)
NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)
NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)
NOT ME (Six Of Crows Ver.)

NOT ME (Six of Crows ver.)

Kaz leaned back. “What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?” “Knife to the throat?” asked Inej. “Gun to the back?” said Jesper. “Poison in his cup?” suggested Nina. “You’re all horrible,” said Matthias. Kaz rolled his eyes. “The easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch. You take his attention and direct it where you want it to go.”


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2 years ago

This Fic !!!

This Fic !!!

Dirty and Sweet, and You’re My Girl. | A KinnPorsche: the Series FanFic.

Listen. I was writing about Kim in a skirt, and I just thought, “Well, you know who’d look damn good in a skirt? Pete.” Thus, this was born.

This work is inspired by my muse, The Woman, aka Riehlla, who, in “Naughty Thoughts (Squid Game),” writes about apron/kitchen sex. Go check out her work. Tell her the Mistress sent you. 🖤🖤🖤

Plot Summary:

After leaving the Main house, there was no need for Pete to dress in stuffy suits all the time. Vegas enjoys Pete’s new style: dress shirts with the buttons open, wide legged slacks, the earcuffs.

And sometimes, Pete wears a skirt. And Vegas is totally fine with it.

Warning: this story contains feminization, gender play, crossdressing, breeding kink, unsafe sex, implied voyeurism, implied impregnation, clothing kink, boys in skirts, and other sensitive topics. If these are sensitive topics to you, kindly scroll by.

Read the story on Ao3!


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2 years ago

That's homophobia

Okay but the real crime is that even between all the gear in his torture/sex dungeon and the pet play we didn’t get to actually see Pete in a collar


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2 years ago
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2 years ago

My KinnPorsche BINGO for ep14 :)

My KinnPorsche BINGO For Ep14 :)

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2 years ago

So this is a small novel spoiler

When Pete took Vegas and Venice to his village to meet his grandma and his grandma got to know about Vegas and Pete's relationship, that woman looked at Venice and actually said, "And which hole did he come from?"


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2 years ago

GUYS STFU THE BAYMAX SERIES HAS GAY AND TRANS CHARACTERS SHUT THE FUCK UP RN

GUYS STFU THE BAYMAX SERIES HAS GAY AND TRANS CHARACTERS SHUT THE FUCK UP RN
GUYS STFU THE BAYMAX SERIES HAS GAY AND TRANS CHARACTERS SHUT THE FUCK UP RN

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GUYS STFU THE BAYMAX SERIES HAS GAY AND TRANS CHARACTERS SHUT THE FUCK UP RN

The guy beside Hiro is our man.


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2 years ago

GUYS

HEY YOU GUYS

WATCH THIS


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2 years ago
Unknowingly, From Two People Who Couldnt Be Friends, We Became Two People Who Were More Than Friends.
Unknowingly, From Two People Who Couldnt Be Friends, We Became Two People Who Were More Than Friends.
Unknowingly, From Two People Who Couldnt Be Friends, We Became Two People Who Were More Than Friends.
Unknowingly, From Two People Who Couldnt Be Friends, We Became Two People Who Were More Than Friends.
Unknowingly, From Two People Who Couldnt Be Friends, We Became Two People Who Were More Than Friends.
Unknowingly, From Two People Who Couldnt Be Friends, We Became Two People Who Were More Than Friends.
Unknowingly, From Two People Who Couldnt Be Friends, We Became Two People Who Were More Than Friends.
Unknowingly, From Two People Who Couldnt Be Friends, We Became Two People Who Were More Than Friends.
Unknowingly, From Two People Who Couldnt Be Friends, We Became Two People Who Were More Than Friends.
Unknowingly, From Two People Who Couldnt Be Friends, We Became Two People Who Were More Than Friends.

“Unknowingly, from two people who couldn’t be friends, we became two people who were more than friends. We might not be able to change the world. All we could do is adjust to it and live happily. We might not be able to change the people around us—but they couldn’t change the two of us either.”

OHM PAWAT as PAT NANON KORAPAT as PRAN

BAD BUDDY (แค่เพื่อนครับเพื่อน) October 29th, 2021 — January 21st, 2022 dir. Backaof Noppharnach


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2 years ago

getting queer baited in 2022 by the duffers brothers is one of the most embrassing things to ever happen to me


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2 years ago

i’ve been a mike hater since season three and this season did nothing but solidify that lmao


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2 years ago

Ye baat unhe pata he , Percy ki personality useke hair colour pe depend nahi karti .Nor does Annabeth's race or Luke being the one with dark hair .The couldn't be more perfect .

yaar koi in logon ko batao ki series mein wo log percy ke baal ko pakka black kar denge😭😭 hair dye ka avishkaar ho chuka hai baba

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2 years ago
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2 years ago

In Hindi language, the word pran means soul. So, you know when Pat refers to Pran as *my precious Pran*, it translates to *my precious soul* and I think that's beautiful because Pran would indeed be Pat's soul. :)


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2 years ago

CHAY : how do people even know how to kiss like wtf ,do they attend classes for it or something ?!?

Kim : *smug *well yeah ,it's full right now but I could tutore you personally.

Macao :*in the background* you smooth fucker .

Porsche: *laoding his gun * you cocky little mafia brat Im gunna blow your bra-


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2 years ago

Chay : *banging TV remote against the table for it to work *

Kim : *first time seeing him in an aggrasive act * Stop doing that !! How would you feel if i banged you against the table!?

Chay : i was hoping you would.

Kim : what .

Chay: what.


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2 years ago
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2 years ago

Porsche: Gagging during blowjob sounds romantic,like just think about it, somebody is choosing your dick ,over oxygen that they need to survive .

Pete : that- is not the shit i expected to hear when I asked what's on your mind.

Big : Everyday we stray farther away from God


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2 years ago

Pete: why didn't you pick up my call ??

Vegas: Sorry, my fingers were covered in blood so the touchscreen wouldn't work.


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