Slime Hat!

Slime hat!

slime hat

THIS IS SO CUTEEEE

jamil, help!

SUMMARY: Kalim discovers he likes you a little more than he thought. Jamil deals with the consequences.

CHARACTER: Kalim Al-Asim.

WARNINGS: None!!

COMMENTS: i love him so much hes my little meow meow i want to marry him. this takes place after the book four overblot btw (jamil is much sassier with kalim LMAO)

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Kalim bursts into Jamil’s room like the force of a thousand winds was behind him, causing Jamil to nearly jump out of his skin and drop the book he was holding. Jamil sucks in a quiet breath as the book just barely misses his feet, and turns his ire to the frantic Housewarden.

“Jamil, please! You’ve got to help me!” Kalim squawks, eyes wide as he flails around the room like a caged bird being set free for the first time in months, “I don’t know what to do!”

“Calm down, Kalim!” Jamil hisses, taking a pillow off the bed and whipping it in the boy’s direction. It hits him square in the chest, and Kalim falls over with a soft “oof!” as he hits the carpeted floors. Jamil rolls his eyes and sits in front of him, brow furrowed as Kalim thrashes around on the floor.

“It’s so muuuuch, I don’t know what to do! I can’t take it anymore!” he yells, squeezing the pillow to his chest like a lifeline.

Jamil sighs heavily. This is going to be a long night.

“Okay. Tell me. What’s going on?” Jamil asks, crossing his legs and staring, unimpressed at the mini temper tantrum Kalim was throwing.

“So I invited the Prefect over for dinner, right? And they sat next to me and they looked so nice because they weren’t wearing their uniform, not that they look bad when they are, it’s just that their casual clothes were a nice change of pace! And they were so sweet and tried so many dishes I recommended and they even rested on my shoulder when they got tired, and when I asked if they wanted to go on my magic carpet and ride around the dorm they said yes and when we were shooting through the sky they kept acting weird and scooting closer and they looked so nervous so I asked what was wrong but then they just placed their hand right over mine and looked away and-!” Kalim screams loudly into the pillow and Jamil feels a headache coming on, “They looked so cute! And I didn’t do anything and I don’t want them to think I hated it but I was so nervous and I couldn’t do anything so I didn’t and-! Grah! Jamil, help! Please help! I don’t want them to think that they weirded me out! Please, you’ve got to help me!”

“Do you...like them?” Jamil deadpans, raising a brow as Kalim’s worried frown turns into a wobbly, lovesick smile.

Oh dear.

“You should go talk to them, not me. I can only give you so much advice.” he sighs, shaking his head.

“You’re so right, Jamil! I’ll go talk to them right away!” Kalim cheers, jolting up from his spot on the soft carpet with a huge smile on his face, “I’ll go see them right now!”

And before Jamil can say another word, Kalim bolts out of his room and down the hall, laughing the whole way. Jamil can only pity you.

Yup! Have a great time here! Spam your blog if you want, break into other people's blogs and like+reblog+follow all their posts if you want!

Just block unpleasant content+people. No hard feelings!

im seriously surprised at how cozy and welcoming tumblr feels compared to other websites holy shit. its like, are you telling me i dont have to see dumb ppl picking up fights over the dumbest shit possible and trying to ratio each other or trying to get easy karma every day? are you telling me i can actually have dumb fun on social media and post about stuff i like?????

I just went to Universal Studios and got myself a Toothless Bolster

It's adorable

Toothless.

This is so.... poetic? romantic? One or the other. I love it

I honestly think that the migration to tumblr thing honestly has some really neat stuff. Like imagine that tumblr is that one guy who was never expected to do anything out of high-school. They got their lives together enough to lead a basic life on a farm. But then the apocalypse hits. It doesn't mean much to tumblr, their barely bothered, but they suddenly have refugees on their doorstep. Tumblr was bullied by Twitter in high-school and hates them accordingly but still refuses to abandon them. Meanwhile Reddit was supposed to be our high-school sweetheart but we ended up having a super bad break up. We can both respect the good times and we let then in as well. (Lovers to enemies to lovers anyone?)

What op said in the tags!

Would it be alright if I request a Yandere Platonic Killua and Gon and Yandere Hisoka and Illumi with a F!Tanjiro Reader (Who has Nezuko with her) that’s very affectionate, kind and warm towards them, yet becomes fiercely protective of them (She broke some of Illumi and Hisoka’s ribs in anger over their unhealthy behavior/interest towards Gon, Killua and Nezuko) and Killua and Gon instantly imprinted on Reader as their ‘Big Sister’ after this (Killua is very protective of Reader and Nezuko because of how kind they are to him like with Gon) Killua likes how Reader makes him feel warm (As in he feels safe and he can always trust Reader with anything)

Meanwhile Illumi and Hisoka became interested in Reader because of her strength and skill (Harming a Zoldyck and a Phantom Troupe Nember without Nen is an impressive feat worthy enough to potentially marry in the Zoldycks, while Hisoka is just being his creepy ass self)

I’m so hyper-fixated on Hunter x Hunter right now

i know i probably shouldn't say this kind of thing since i don't even take requests anymore, but there's always been something so unintentionally selfish about this kind of prompt to me. 'hey just write me space opera when you have the time pls' babe when would i have the time. in what world would i possibly have the time. for free, nonetheless.