I Love How In Some Fanfic Lloyd, Wu Or Garmadon They Say "father" Or In Lloyd's Case "grandfather" Instead

I love how in some fanfic Lloyd, Wu or Garmadon they say "father" or in Lloyd's case "grandfather" instead of "God" or "FSM". Well, imagine this, everyone says "in the name of the First Spinjitzu Master"and suddenly Lloyd just says "in the name of grandfather" XDD.

This can lead to many funny situations, you know, there's some romantic situation (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠) and suddenly Lloyd's partner says "oh my FSM" and suddenly after the whole romantic atmosphere because his partner literally mentioned his grandfather 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Garmadon: For some reason, the cloud kingdom thought it was going to be a good idea to let me live another day, now, I'm going to make it everyone's problem!

Lloyd: *sighing intensifies*

What the Overlord said: "Grieve not, you will soon be joining him."

What the Overlord meant: "Hey, kid, don't cry. Death is a natural part of life, everyone dies it's inevitable. Someday, you'll die too, and you can reunite with your father! :D"

What Lloyd CLEARLY must've heard if he was so angry: "HAH. ARE YOU CRYING, BITCHBOY? ARE YOU CRYING BECAUSE I KILLED YOUR DAD, BITCHBOY? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE SAD? HUH? IS IT ACTUALLY BECAUSE I KILLED YOUR OLD MAN, BITCHBOY? ARE YOU GONNA KEEP CRYING?? AWW, HOW ABOUT I KILL YOU NEXT?"

Hello, I saw a video on Instagram by a shaman about what a given color means and it was said that if you wear gold, you have problems with your dad, and if you wear green, you have problems with your mom and you're probably wondering what I'm talking about...

Hear me out

These colors, these colors, coincidence, I don't think so.

short mini comic with master lloyd and his apprentice arin

Lloyd: I got banned from a FSM church.

Lloyd: Apparently, even if I'm the grandson of God-

Lloyd: I can't waltz in there and call my own grampa a "conniving bitch" without everyone telling me not to disrespect him.

Lloyd: And then the old ladies tossed me out when I told them he wasn't going to come back to life and screw them.

Lloyd: I plan to do this stunt until I am banned in every major and minor FSM church in Ninjago.

Wu: Let me get this straight-

Lloyd: I'm not straight, but continue.

Wu: You went to one of my father's temples of worship, disrespected him, threw verbal nonsense at the elderly, got kicked out, and banned-

Lloyd: I know, Uncle-

Wu: Without me?

Lloyd:

Lloyd: a-