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Damn, I want to post ninjago headcanons but I don't have enough of them, like 4 or 5, and I don't know what to do because I don't want to give you so little but I don't have much inspiration either☹️☹️
This is my reaction to my creative inspiration :(
Hello, I saw a video on Instagram by a shaman about what a given color means and it was said that if you wear gold, you have problems with your dad, and if you wear green, you have problems with your mom and you're probably wondering what I'm talking about...
Hear me out
These colors, these colors, coincidence, I don't think so.
I will defend him at all costs
Ok so everyone agrees that Mystake is one of the best Ninjago characters (and she's so damn sassy).
It is also clear that she is a friend of the Spinjitzu family, so now imagine that she took Lloyd in after he was expelled from school.
Literally, Lloyd in season 1 was already an arrogant little shit, and if Mystake raised him, Lloyd would just destroy everyone and most likely end up in prison.
I love this crazy old woman
And her Oni form is beautiful
People, I'm thinking and thinking and one thought came to my mind, do you know who Harumi's biggest hater is?
Because I think I know, it must be FSM, come to think of it, she's stealing his race's masks, kidnaps his son who is a child again, resurrects his second son but only the evil part and most importantly I try to kill his beloved grandson and also uses Garmadon. I'm sure he hates her, his already broken family is even more dysfunctional because of her.
If Overlord hadn't helped her and saved her, she would have gotten a real kick in the afterlife.
Hey, I have this thought, what if Fsm could interfere with ninjago from this land where he is, like moving things, sending things, healing someone, and things like that.
And I have a really stupid example, so:
Suppose there is some disaster in ninjago (like if it was something new) and you need to find some information and Wu and Lloyd are looking for information and suddenly they find it, but of course it's written like a damn pun and in really bad handwriting and Lloyd is like:
"Fucking hell, can he write something normally for once and not do it in a riddle and why this looks like he just started learned to write or something?!"
And suddenly everything falls on him, because FSM won't let anyone insult his beloved puzzles, not even his grandson.
Like I know it's stupid, but this idea has been on my mind for some time
I'm sure as hell that Omega and Firstbourne had plenty of these "marital" fights, even though they never even liked each other. Because they raised FSM together, they sometimes had to talk to each other, of course, they disagreed in many aspects, which led to quarrels. I'm sure as hell that sometimes they even argue on the battlefield, which confuses Oni and the dragons.
Omega: Firstbourne, how the hell do you look after a child, SOMEONE ALMOST KILLED HIM!!!
Firstbourne: You know, maybe I would have watched him if you hadn't told your stupid soldiers to attack ONLY ME!!!!
Omega: This is a FUCKING WAR, I HAVE TO ATTACK YOU!
Firstbourne: Aha, so some war is more important than OUR CHILD!!
Omega: I NEVER SAID THAT!!!!
Other dragons and Oni: *Very confused and not knowing whether to continue fighting*
Hey, considering that people in ninjago mainly believe in FSM, I'm sure it is used to tell others that "God doesn't want you to do that" like in the case of Catholicism in the real life.
And let's be honest, FSM doesn't give a damn what people do, as long as they don't hurt his family (some who have already done it (that's what I'm talking about you Harumi)) he doesn't care.
But some homophobes use it to moralize people of other orientations
Some homophobe: *says that being gay is bad and that God doesn't want it*
Lloyd: *Who hears this and knows that his grandfather is not straight and doesn't even know what sexuality is*
Lloyd: Cool man, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Misako: Lloyd, your father and I are getting a divorce.
Lloyd: Okay, cool .
Misako: What? Is that all you have to say?
Lloyd: What, should I congratulate you?
Uh yall liked my last post alot.....ô//_ô thank you alot words cannot describe my gratitude.
I want and will post more art as time goes one but I do have alot of works during the week so it may take me some time.
In the meantime, what characters do you want to see me draw? (Memes or serious sketches)
I'll take...almost everyone....almost
Here a shit post I made a while ago, no drawing today I was too busy, Fuck collage man
Yo yo I have an idea for a post after tomorrow and I want you to choose between
They're fate is in your hand
Hey bun here,
I'm currently working on my cowboy pix as well as a detailed post on unite/dragon rise.
The dragon rise post will be detailing all my feelings, opinions and theories. I haven't watched all of them yet but I will as soon I'm done with work. No specific date on that.
My pixel drafts look nice so far, they should be posted tomorrow :D
If you want to see me draw silly little ideas you can request at me
Stay golden, pet a bunny
Bun, out
Here they are! Big iron on thier hip! (Metamorphicly, it's obviously in their arms)
This was so much gadam fun to do I loved every second of it and designing pix in cowboy fix had no right being this amusing.
I did go hard on the purple for this design because, although thier main color is cyan and lime green now I still love the purple on them. The earrings are so neat I love them. I was going to go with more of a robin Miss all Sunday vibre originally but I decided to do more of a denim style, the influence is still thier in spirit. I don't know if it shows well but pix's hair is in low pigtails mushed together to look like a star.
I don't know what I'll do next but yeah that was fun I should do more post where I let y'all decide.
Be fruit, do crime
Bun, out
I literally have no reasoning <<part 2 here>>
I'm just incredibly tired and stressed so I dissociated and made this lol
Keep in mind this is a joke and my reasonings are jokes if you have a different idea feel free to share it
If you like this stupid idea lmk I may do more characters or a different line lmao
Toast is crispy, peper is red
Bun, out