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Ninjago headcanons just FSM family

(Sorry for my English but it is not my native language)

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Lloyd discovered one day that if he just calls Wu uncle he can get out of any trouble (because Wu adores his nephew), which he often uses to his advantage, for example, when he was still a child, he would often approach Wu and ask for various things, and if Wu did not agree, he would simply say "Okay, Uncle Wu" in the saddest voice he could, which made Wu immediately change his mind and agree. As Lloyd got older he stopped using it as much but still does it sometimes. Best of all, everyone is aware of this except Wu himself, so if the ninja want to do something and know that Wu won't agree, they send Lloyd to "convince" Wu.

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FSM was a teenage parent, I'm mean in season 15 it was said that when he came to ninjago he was still a child and as we know hybrids age differently so I'm sure when he created Wu and Garmadon (I don't give a damn that this man had a woman, I just don't see it) he was still a teenager and mentally he could have been about 18-20 years old.

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I'm sure FSM tried to be a good parent but didn't know what to do, apart from the fact that he was still a teenager at the time, this man never had any idea what a healthy family should look like, he literally was a child soldier and had to choose between dragons and Oni and I suspect that neither the dragons or the Oni were not very nice to him and they probably didn't have much affection for him. And unfortunately it was visible, but he loved his sons (and he certainly loves his grandson).

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So screw the canon, Wu never loved Misako, he didn't like her at first (because he claimed she was stealing his brother because Garmadon only talked about her), later he started liking her and then they became good friends.

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So when I said that Wu doesn't love Misako, I mean that Wu is gay, no really look at the teenage version of him, he can't be straight.

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I am sure that Wu was the creator of many fashion trends, considering that back then there was not much fashion and Wu had the power to create, he had to create many clothes that no one had ever seen before. Many of these clothes were very sexy and revealed a lot of things.

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Due to the way Wu dressed, many men stared at him and flirted with him, which of course neither Garmadon or their father not liked, that's why they never sent Wu to the city alone, someone always went with him and whenever a man tried to hit on him he got a death glare from Garmadon or FSM (which must have been terrifying, as if God himself wants to kill you because you thought in a erotic way about his son and also Garmadon who is the essence of destruction and intends to rip out your organs for looking at his younger brother).

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FSM loves his grandson, the guy literally gave him his golden power without a second thought and even let him choose between life and death, he must adore Lloyd.

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Before the events of Season 1, when Lloyd was expelled from school and wandered the streets, FSM was his guardian angel. He made sure Lloyd didn't hurt himself, and when he did something to himself, he simply accelerated his regeneration with his divine powers, when Lloyd had nothing to eat, he directed him to places where food could be easily obtained. In episode 1 of season 1, when Lloyd gets to the tomb, he falls over perfectly to avoid being hypnotized and the leader of the snakes hypnotized himself, it not way that this kid failed perfectly, I'm actually sure that his grandfather helped him

Ninja:*fight a villain*

Lloyd:*gets hit*

Everyone: Lloyd please wake up, please don't leave us!!!

*meantime*

Lloyd: I can expl-

FSM: GET OUT!

Lloyd visits his grandfather in the land of the dead very often

I love how in some fanfic Lloyd, Wu or Garmadon they say "father" or in Lloyd's case "grandfather" instead of "God" or "FSM". Well, imagine this, everyone says "in the name of the First Spinjitzu Master"and suddenly Lloyd just says "in the name of grandfather" XDD.

This can lead to many funny situations, you know, there's some romantic situation (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠) and suddenly Lloyd's partner says "oh my FSM" and suddenly after the whole romantic atmosphere because his partner literally mentioned his grandfather 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine this, FSM is like a child of divorced parents, (for me his parents are Omega and Firstbourne) and they would share it with the dragons for a month and then with the Oni, it could be hilarious.

Imagine there is some fight between Oni and dragons and it is Omega's turn to look after the FSM and Firstbourne tries to steal it and attention Omega shouts across the battlefield "Firstbourne! Leave him, it's my turn to look after him" and everyone stops fighting and there is silence on the battlefield.

Damn, I'm already fucked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm thinking a bit too much about point seven in my headcanons and I thought this situation might be funny and I want to see it, but there is a problem, I don't know how to draw or animate to do it, but there is another way

Yes, I made a video with Gacha, it may not be great, but it may be because it shows the situation the way I wanted

People, imagine that Lloyd is angry at his grandfather (Idk why, maybe some evil has appeared that no one knows but has links to FSM) and how can you be offended at him since FSM is dead and Lloyd said he's going to fuck it all and become an atheist, he said his grandfather doesn't exist, he doesn't give a fuck, Lloyd's had enough.🤣🤣

And look, what is his family's reaction?🤔

Garmadon said he was proud and was laughing all the time, Wu is trying to convince Lloyd that he shouldn't do that because it's disrespectful, and Misako has no idea what's going on because she's never there

And the FSM reaction?

He is sad because his grandson disowned him

Okay, I made this once on YouTube as a video, so what about that scene from season 10 where Lloyd meets FSM (because he dies in my opinion) and once an idea came to my mind what would happen if this had happened before, and I came up with something like this.

As we well know, Lloyd was homeless for some time, he was kicked out of school and no one could take him in and it is certain that a child who is still Lord Garmadon's son should not go around places alone, and the thing is that someone attacked Lloyd and beat him so badly that he broke his skull, which led to death, and of course, taking into account Lloyd's origins, he ended up in the land where FSM is. And now I am curious about the reaction of the FSM himself because he literally created their dimension, created their entire race and allowed them to live in his dimension and they killed his grandson, no matter how angry he would be for hurting his grandson, I feel like ninjago would cease to exist.

So I once came up with this idea, but I did it differently, because Lloyd was unattended, he hurt himself, for example, he fell from some place and died but, the fact that someone killed him seems more interesting to me.

People, I'm thinking and thinking and one thought came to my mind, do you know who Harumi's biggest hater is?

Because I think I know, it must be FSM, come to think of it, she's stealing his race's masks, kidnaps his son who is a child again, resurrects his second son but only the evil part and most importantly I try to kill his beloved grandson and also uses Garmadon. I'm sure he hates her, his already broken family is even more dysfunctional because of her.

If Overlord hadn't helped her and saved her, she would have gotten a real kick in the afterlife.

Firstbourne: Omega, why does the kid have a lot of animals around him all the time?

Omega: The young one must learn to lead an army from an early age.

Firstbourne: ... Okay, cool.

*meantime*

FSM: *evil laugh* I WILL TAKE CONTROL OF THE WORLD!!

Part 2 how Omega and Firstbourne found out that they were both parents

Omega: How is this supposed to be OUR baby?

Firstbourne: Well, it's just our baby

Omega: But it can't be ours

Firstbourne: If you don't believe me, look at him, he has the features of an Oni and a dragon.

Omega: Okay, maybe he is Oni and also a dragon, but why should it be ours, I didn't touch you with my claw!

Firstbourne: You didn't touch me? And what happened at the last battle?

Omega: You know how I meant it, but it's definitely not mine.

Firstbourne: Oh no! I won't be a single mother, you will take care of this child whether you want it or not!

*leaves with FSM*

Omega: ...

Omega: But we're not even dating, so why should I be the father?

Hey, I have this thought, what if Fsm could interfere with ninjago from this land where he is, like moving things, sending things, healing someone, and things like that.

And I have a really stupid example, so:

Suppose there is some disaster in ninjago (like if it was something new) and you need to find some information and Wu and Lloyd are looking for information and suddenly they find it, but of course it's written like a damn pun and in really bad handwriting and Lloyd is like:

"Fucking hell, can he write something normally for once and not do it in a riddle and why this looks like he just started learned to write or something?!"

And suddenly everything falls on him, because FSM won't let anyone insult his beloved puzzles, not even his grandson.

Like I know it's stupid, but this idea has been on my mind for some time

I'm sure as hell that Omega and Firstbourne had plenty of these "marital" fights, even though they never even liked each other. Because they raised FSM together, they sometimes had to talk to each other, of course, they disagreed in many aspects, which led to quarrels. I'm sure as hell that sometimes they even argue on the battlefield, which confuses Oni and the dragons.

Omega: Firstbourne, how the hell do you look after a child, SOMEONE ALMOST KILLED HIM!!!

Firstbourne: You know, maybe I would have watched him if you hadn't told your stupid soldiers to attack ONLY ME!!!!

Omega: This is a FUCKING WAR, I HAVE TO ATTACK YOU!

Firstbourne: Aha, so some war is more important than OUR CHILD!!

Omega: I NEVER SAID THAT!!!!

Other dragons and Oni: *Very confused and not knowing whether to continue fighting*

FSM as a child: Mom, how are babies made?

Firstbourne: Eeeeeee, ask Omega.

*during the month with Omega*

FSM: Omega, where do babies come from?

Omega: *wonders how to say it so that Firstbourne won't make a fuss with him*

Omega: I don't know.

FSM: So where did I come from?

Omega: Your mother found you one day and said she would take you and force me to raise you with her.

FSM: *sad and confused sounds*

Ok, you've probably already noticed that I love Lloyd's interaction with his grandfather, which is why the ending of season 10 is my favorite, but one thing really makes me laugh, is that the FSM literally told Lloyd not to bow to him and about 5 minutes later he himself bows to Lloyd so I'm sure any confusion Lloyd had was caused by this and he was probably thinking to himself

"Aha, so I can't do it, but you can do it and it's still ahead of me, so now I'm more important than literally God, well how fun, I mean, actually, neither of us shouldn't kneel before the other because we're family, but fuck it."

Okay, I have a headcanon for Lloyd's first gi. So, where did Lloyd's gi even come from? This was the thought that came to me last night. And of course, I already gave myself the answer: The First Master of Spinjitzu.

Just imagine how he first wrote the prophecy about the green ninja, and then personally sewed the gi for Lloyd. Garmadon and Wu simply stood aside and did not understand why their father was making a green suit with a sweet smile(He deliberately made it larger because he knew about tomorrow’s tea).

But FSM didn't pay attention to the looks of his children, because he was busy thinking about his sweet future grandson.

This theory/headcanon makes a lot of sense and I agree with it.

I also have my own about how FSM left a lot of things for Lloyd such as his sword (we see in the flashbacks that he fought with it and I also have a headcanon that he was the best swordsman in ninjago history, Lloyd is the second best after him because he inherited it from his grandfather) , notes about various beings and instructions about the golden power (according to me, the notes could have been hidden in the temple of light or what it was called, I don't remember and I don't feel like checking)

Are we not gonna talk about how the only people that stayed dead in Ninjago were Jay's biological parents and God?

OK cool.