People, Imagine That Lloyd Is Angry At His Grandfather (Idk Why, Maybe Some Evil Has Appeared That No

People, imagine that Lloyd is angry at his grandfather (Idk why, maybe some evil has appeared that no one knows but has links to FSM) and how can you be offended at him since FSM is dead and Lloyd said he's going to fuck it all and become an atheist, he said his grandfather doesn't exist, he doesn't give a fuck, Lloyd's had enough.🤣🤣

And look, what is his family's reaction?🤔

Garmadon said he was proud and was laughing all the time, Wu is trying to convince Lloyd that he shouldn't do that because it's disrespectful, and Misako has no idea what's going on because she's never there

And the FSM reaction?

He is sad because his grandson disowned him

Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.

God, YES.

This guy doesn't know how to take care of himself, let alone take care of a children

Imagine this, FSM is like a child of divorced parents, (for me his parents are Omega and Firstbourne) and they would share it with the dragons for a month and then with the Oni, it could be hilarious.

Imagine there is some fight between Oni and dragons and it is Omega's turn to look after the FSM and Firstbourne tries to steal it and attention Omega shouts across the battlefield "Firstbourne! Leave him, it's my turn to look after him" and everyone stops fighting and there is silence on the battlefield.

Damn, I'm already fucked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lmao can you imagine being god’s step-parent.

like you’re partner takes you out to dinner so you can meet their child and the child is god

Okay, this might be fucked up

Omega:Well, I have a child

Partner:Oh, well, why don't you introduce us

FSM:Hello, my name is [some name] and I'm basically a god.

Partner:I'm out of this shit.

Omega:...

FSM:Heh heh, sorry?

Omega:[sounds of tired Oni]

And suddenly the step-parent is racist and does not tolerate Oni/Dragons

I need more agender aroace fsm content please. Preferably featuring Lloyd

Lloyd would try to explain to him about sexuality n stuff, probably giving the "talk" on accident too, while FSM is very confused about this due to the lack of gender and sexuality within him, but he is pretty chill about it, although sometimes struggles with the pronoun stuff

The "talk" goes kinda like:

Lloyd: "so uhh, humans kinda like... Need two people in order to reproduce."

FSM: "what" (the voice of a person who never considered that an option, Firstbourne wasn't really good at giving the "talk" and also they left before she even could)

man the absolute skill fsm has to be a teen parent while be aroace

Shit happens when you can reproduce asexually and curiosity happened to take over, AND you have no perception of your aging

Honestly by this point I'd say Mystake was the one to give Garm and Wu the "talk"