Lmao Can You Imagine Being Gods Step-parent.
lmao can you imagine being god’s step-parent.
like you’re partner takes you out to dinner so you can meet their child and the child is god
Okay, this might be fucked up
Omega:Well, I have a child
Partner:Oh, well, why don't you introduce us
FSM:Hello, my name is [some name] and I'm basically a god.
Partner:I'm out of this shit.
Omega:...
FSM:Heh heh, sorry?
Omega:[sounds of tired Oni]
And suddenly the step-parent is racist and does not tolerate Oni/Dragons
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People, people, I have an idea, because in Ninjago the main God that people believe in is the FSM and attention:
Lloyd meets an Atheist.
🤭
This might be interesting, just imagine it
Atheist: but what evidence do we have that God exists, we have seen him, no
Lloyd who is God's grandson, a hybrid and accidentally met him because he died a little:... I see
Ninja:*trying to hold back laughter*
Well, interesting, interesting
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If you're friends with me, you have to listen to me talking about nothing but this
FSM who ran away from home and created a dimension for himself: He he, I'm the best
Mystake, who went with him so he wouldn't hurt himself: Well, I wouldn't say so
Even considering that it was said that he came to ninjago as a child, I suspect it was his youthful rebellion.🤣🤣
Imagine this, FSM is like a child of divorced parents, (for me his parents are Omega and Firstbourne) and they would share it with the dragons for a month and then with the Oni, it could be hilarious.
Imagine there is some fight between Oni and dragons and it is Omega's turn to look after the FSM and Firstbourne tries to steal it and attention Omega shouts across the battlefield "Firstbourne! Leave him, it's my turn to look after him" and everyone stops fighting and there is silence on the battlefield.
Damn, I'm already fucked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
People, imagine that Lloyd is angry at his grandfather (Idk why, maybe some evil has appeared that no one knows but has links to FSM) and how can you be offended at him since FSM is dead and Lloyd said he's going to fuck it all and become an atheist, he said his grandfather doesn't exist, he doesn't give a fuck, Lloyd's had enough.🤣🤣
And look, what is his family's reaction?🤔
Garmadon said he was proud and was laughing all the time, Wu is trying to convince Lloyd that he shouldn't do that because it's disrespectful, and Misako has no idea what's going on because she's never there
And the FSM reaction?
He is sad because his grandson disowned him
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I'm bored, so I've been doing some weird stuff