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baby anakin, rolling over in bed: do you think the banthas know we make fun of them

anakin: what if their feelings are hurt

anakin: i mean they can’t help it, theyre just born like that

obi-wan, a tired dad: please go back to sleep, dear one

aotc anakin: leave me alone master i’m an adult now 🙄

tcw anakin: master if you don’t go to the dentist with me i will lose my shit

Obi-Wan: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Did I meme right?

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

Oh well thank you for the tag

- So I don't have any animals, I used to have a dog and chickens but currently I don't have any

-Comfort food? Well, I guess I don't have anything like that, but if I have to write something, it would probably be the food my grandma makes

- I speak two languages, Polish and English (I learn German at school but I'm not good at it)

- I love all topics related to politics, I'm not toxic because of that but I love the concept of politics and everything related to it, how did it happen that we have such a law and not others, and things like that

- Something I'm proud of, well I guess it's the fact that I learned how to edit videos myself

Well I guess I'll the tag @thecatundertheladder, @aspenstarflare @ninjautizm

I hope no one will be mad that I tag him

Bye<3

Tag game because I want to know you better !

-Do you have a pet ?

-Comfort food ?

-How many languages do you speak ?

- Random fact about yourself

-Something you’re proud of

To begin this little tag game, I’ll tag @ebony-reine-vibes @freddie-77-ao3 @newobsessioneveryweek @thehaikuman and @miraclesnail

I hope the questions aren’t boring and love you all 😘

Headcanon Star Wars

I have this idea in my head and I need to share it with someone

Obi-wan can't cook, he just can't cook. This man can make a perfect cup of tea, but can he boil water for anything? Forget about it, it will burn it right away. As a Padawan, he had no problem with it because Qui-gon cooked, but then when he took Anakin as a Padawan, a problem began because how was he supposed to keep a child alive when he couldn't even cook the simplest of meals?

Well, the answer came to itself, because after a failed attempt to cook something for breakfast for both of them, Anakin said that he just knew how to cook (his mother taught him to cope if he was sold somewhere) and he's not the worst at it, he's even quite good, and it turned out that Anakin cooked various things for them.

When Anakin got older, he started joking that Obi-wan wasn't allowed in the kitchen because he didn't want him to set the entire temple on fire, which made Obi-wan blush all over and tell Anakin to shut up.

Obi-wan doesn't have the basic skills to function like a normal person, fight with me.