WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Today this kid gave me a bag of cheetoes, and I saved it till 8th period, in 8th period I set it on my desk, turn around and my friend goes: hey, (crush name) stole your cheetoes. I turn around, they are not on my desk, and bro is looking at me with a (attractive) shit-eating grin. He passes it to his freind asanji who puts it in his girlfriends backpack. I take it out and, later asanji turns around and says, "did you steal back your cheetoes after I gave them to my girlfriend" and as I munch down, I say yea. He waggs his finger at me and his gf glares at me.

WHAT THE FUCK, THEY WERE MY CHEETOES FIRST!

how my love language works

Im a taurus, my love language is Food yum yum

If I offer you food, then I love you, you are my family, best freind, or a love interest

If you ask for food and I say yes, then yea I like u were friends

If you ask for food, and I say no, then I don't like you

If you ask for food, and I say no. And eat it in front of your face, then I HATE you. Get out of my face. You suck . I want to kill you I want you DEAD. Either that, or ur my best friend. It's pretty obvious which one.

And If i offer you food and you day no, you hurt my feelings.

if I offer you HOMEMADE food and you say no, then one sec lemme just cry in my room for a sec.

Ily all byeee 🩵

YOOOOO

PS I AM S9OOO SORY I HAVEN'T POSTED THERE WAS A DEATH IN MY FAMILY AND MY WHOLE FAMILY GOT COVID AND THEN SOME OTHER RANDOM SHIT HAPPENED ANYWAYS I WATCHED THE PJO SERIES WITH MY BESTIE AND IT WAS AMAZING AHDGSBDHSJBWHSH

heartstopper

yo i recently read the first heartstopper book and i love itttt cant wait to read book 2

(Dark!) Scenario: Marriage

Pairing: Dark Tom Riddle x (female) Reader

▶ This is a yandere/dark work and it may contain triggering content so please READ THE WARNINGS before. Do not read if minor.

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SCENARIO: How marrying Tom would go.

WARNINGS: Toxic Relationship.

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You don’t know if you’ll get a job, if you’ll ever regret your career path, if you’ll move out or stay with your parents. 

In short terms, you don’t know anything. The future is completely and purely uncertain.

But one thing is crystal clear though: you’re gonna be Tom’s wife, there isn’t a single doubt about that. 

Although technically you’re already his, Tom has a strange obsession with binding you in the most sacred relation there is, despite having no actual respect for it. 

The last year at Hogwarts is…enlightening, to say the least. Tom never fully discloses his plans, you already knew that, but he did share small but frightening pieces of information.

During all the years that you’ve known Tom, he’s been power hungry, his brilliant mind preparing for when he finally leaves school and you know it’s not peace-seeking type of plans. 

Rather the opposite.

And it scares you to death. You don’t want to be a part of it, of any of his deranged plans to conquer immortality and power. While he was a teenager, it was easy to ignore his delusions but now?

Soon Tom will be able to do whatever he wants and it’s clear that he fully intends on making his plans come true with a steel determination. 

It made you uncomfortable and uneasy, straining the already poor relationship you had with Tom. But none of your attempts to distance yourself from him were successful. Tom would never let you out of your leash, would he?

Willingly or unwillingly, you’ll always have to come back to him. 

As soon as you graduate from Hogwarts, Tom won’t waste any time marrying you. It would be a very private ceremony as you and Tom hold hands, dressed in black attires.

None of your family was invited, Tom didn’t even dignify informing them about the wedding. You're surrounded by his fellow Death Eaters, who serve as witnesses for the promises of Unbreakable Vow that Tom has you doing. 

Obedience. Submission. Devotion. 

You’re less of a wife and more like a slave when the ceremony finally ends.

Committed to a man that you fear.

Bound in a way that only death can put an end to it. 

And that’s what you pray for. 

im sorry!!!

im really sorry guys! i havent been able to find my drsfts, but as soon as my new phone comes in, ill get to writing fanfics