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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Today this kid gave me a bag of cheetoes, and I saved it till 8th period, in 8th period I set it on my desk, turn around and my friend goes: hey, (crush name) stole your cheetoes. I turn around, they are not on my desk, and bro is looking at me with a (attractive) shit-eating grin. He passes it to his freind asanji who puts it in his girlfriends backpack. I take it out and, later asanji turns around and says, "did you steal back your cheetoes after I gave them to my girlfriend" and as I munch down, I say yea. He waggs his finger at me and his gf glares at me.

WHAT THE FUCK, THEY WERE MY CHEETOES FIRST!