Get Yourself A Bestie Who Doesnt Care If You Send A Man To The Hopstial On Their 21st Birthday Party

get yourself a bestie who doesnt care if you send a man to the hopstial on their 21st birthday party

so i found a random box in the woods and assuming it was a geocache, i opened it… found two knives and 3 empty lighters

what do i do lmao

Don't get me wrong I love romantic ships, but it'd be nice to see a few more folks get up on that queerplatonic soulmates thang

new ship dynamic: a gay couple who both refer to each other as ‘my wife’. they are both men.

i love this lol

sam, reading bilbo’s book: “well now, i’m sure he had a very nice voice, but that’s hardly a reason to go on an adventure with someone you just met”

sam: turns page to an illustration of thorin, with his dark hair and blue eyes

sam: “understandable, good for you mister bilbo”

me to my friends: *trauma dumping*

my friends: *concerned*

me: oh um anyway also here’s some cool music i found