Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Trying To Pick All My Pieces Up Off The Floor And They Keep Slipping Through

Don't mind me, I'm just trying to pick all my pieces up off the floor and they keep slipping through my fingers on account of I'm crying and shaking.

Since we all know megatron is ruthless when it comes to fighting, Can I get some HC's for tfp Megatron and what his expectations for his cybertronian child would be like if he had one? Any special treatment? Or expecting more from them than anyone else?

MEGATRON'S CHILD HCS

yayy more HCs

[ cybertronian child!reader familial bond, idk if this counts as x reader but leaving that in anyways.

Definitely feel like it’s a mixture of both

Does not let his child socialize with lower-status decepticons, at least without making sure you're bossing them around and that's it. Also certain specific bots, no

Wanna interact with Starscream? Too bad, they only get to see him if they coincidentally happen to be in the same room. No matter the universe tbh, they're banned from talking to him

Very supportive about teaching them how to fight for the deception cause, despite being insanely protective. Most likely will not just toss them onto the front lines but would like for them to know how to defend themselves and take down an autobot

They also get the best conditions for uhh, everything? Very much a spoiled child

Buut, he also expects more of them. They're the child of MEGATRON, LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS AND CHAMPION? Of course, he's gonna have high expectations

he teaches them how to fight well but gets cocky with it. Yeah, he wants them to fight as good as him but not better. Will literally point out every little mistake when they're training too

If they're sparring with him i feel like they're still gonna get hurt, he calls it resistance training or something idk...

Expects them to take after the decepticons if he's ever killed btw. Like, starts training them for that as soon as they come into existence.

hits them with the "when im gone.." speech

If they sit on his throne when he's not in the room or away, he most likely knows but will let them get away with it :3

Bonus: When Megatron was high on dark energon you had to calm his delirious ass down like telling an old, confused man to take his meds.

Please take your meds Megatron, don't jump into that volcano

Hi! May I request a sfw

Drop kick (Bumblebee movie) x GN!Reader, I just need some fluff from an under appreciated con, maybe it’s just: I hate humans, except you.

An Exception

Dropkick X GN! Reader

I just know you’d be the only one he’d treat right

"Dropkick, report your whereabouts" Shatter hissed through the comms as she flew around, scanning around the area for her burden of a partner that would often sneak off.

"You're in trouble" You laughed a bit as you polished his shoulder plates, Dropkick would always come to visit you whenever he'd fly by. Giving him a nice little wax or polish was a way you liked to show him how much you cared.

"Well, I'm busy at the moment so she'll have to wait" His servo wrapped around your back and pulled you in closer, flashing you a sharp smile.

You were the only human he hesitate not to kill. When you first found him he was tied up in chains, unable to move. This all happened a while ago, yet you still remembered it as if it was yesterday. His optics were a clear giveaway he wasn't a guy to mess with, murder written all over his face, and his demeanor felt heavy and scary. You still didn't know why you did it, but something inside you told you to help him.

He was hesitant to your touch, never having anyone who treated him with such kindness and care. Being in a state of such vulnerability he wasn't sure if he even wanted you to help, but he allowed it. Allowing you to grab the chains that intertwined between his blades and the crooks of his mechanical body, untangling them, and freeing him from his captured state. Ever since then, he'd sneak off during small missions or in search of more Autobots to spend time with his favorite thing, you.

"Woah there big guy!" taken by surprise by his sudden grab, you dropped the rag you were using to wax him and held onto his chassis. His red optics glued to your face, he loved seeing all the different expressions he could make you show.

He disliked humans, couldn't stand them, called them stupid and insignificant with their primitive technology and small weak bodies. But he doted on you, he enjoyed your company, loved hearing your voice through his audials, not allowing any harm to come to you was a major priority to him.

"You're being especially touching today"

He shrugged a bit and picked you up gently, setting you down on his chassis. You wrapped your arms around his neck as he placed his servo on your back and softly stroked it.

"I want to enjoy as much of you as I can" His voice mixed with a flirtatious and serious tone. "It's not like every day I get to see you"

He knew when to be gentle and when he could tighten his grip around you, something about your very presence relaxed every circuit in his body. You flooded his processor with what he learned humans would call love, and if he could, he'd make you his sparkmate, taking you off this while of rock planet.

"But you can," You said with a little whine. "Dropkick, we can see each other every day if only you took me with you" You held his cheek plates and gave him a little pout. He let out a small annoyed sigh and lightly gripped your waist.

"We've had this conversation before, I won't take you with me, it's for your safety"

"Oh come on, since when do you care so much about safety." Crossing your arms and looking away, Dropkick growled softly and placed a digit under your chin, making you face him. Your cheeks quickly heated up, feeling a blush spread across your face. He leaned in close to your face, wanting to feel your warm breath against his steel face.

"I don't, but you’re important to me". His optics looked deeply into your eyes, almost as if he was trying to communicate with just a stare. Many should find the bright red glow of his optics to be scary, intimidating even. But for you, they felt peaceful, you knew the mech behind those killer eyes and you loved him.

Giving him a small nod, you laid your head in the crook of his neck, letting the silent moment you shared with him sink in, he gently strokes the back of your head and laid it still once it traveled down to your back. He’d often like to give you a little squeeze, enjoying how soft your body was, finding it amusing to hear your little yelp whenever he’d do it.

“You sure you can’t spend the night?” Holding his helm in your hand, giving him a quickly soft kiss. His optics looked at the clock mounted on your wall and back at you, knowing Shatter would probably scold him if he didn’t get back.

“I don’t see any harm in staying” He let out a husky chuckle and pressed his forehelm onto yours. You pushed off of him happily and punched the air,.

“Yes! Stay right here ok! I'll be right back!” Excitement written all over your face, you rushed back inside your home, gathering some blankets and a projector to watch a movie with him.

Watching you run off with such joy made his spark burn brighter, turning on his radio he managed to get in contact with Shatter.

“Dropkick where have you been, don’t tell me you’re with that human again". Hearing her roll her optics with annoyance in her tone.

“And what if I am”

“You’re always complaining about how much you hate the humans”

“I do, but they're an exception. I like this one”.

SCIENCE!

y/n, looking up at scourge: why do you have to be so damn tall anyway?!

scourge, shameless: would you prefer me on my knees?

the man is used to serving, you bet he would worship his lover

not to be crazy on the main but you're so right...

yeah maybe hes big and scary and commands little evil scruchly critters but he will also get on his knees and do everything you say

Here’s a Starscream doodle I made while bored in the hospital (im good now)