This Is So True - Tumblr Posts
its always "this character can be aroace" and never "this character is aroace"
its always "this character is aroace coded until fandom decides its more interesting for the character to be gay"
The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.
At this point I often forget which parts of Destiny lore I know are actual canon or just from a very good fanfiction, like-
Do guardians live in their ships instead of The City?
Did Andal Brask use fancy soaps?
WAS TEVIS LARSEN EVER REAL???
do i think rebels gave maul a very well-written and emotionally compelling death that worked for him as a character and also makes me go insane if i think about it for too long? yes.
am i considering ignoring it and having him live longer in my own headcanons? also yes.
in the next call of duty game they should have special voice lines of price saying you’re a good boy and saying that you’re a good boy and saying that you’re a good boy and saying
we don’t talk enough about why it was so easy for hannibal to love will. why it was so easy to surrender all of himself to him. will graham collects strays; he would pick up a wounded wolf right out of its den. he’d wash it, brush it, nurse it with all the love in his heart. he is willing to forgive the gnashing of teeth that bite and the blood that comes from claws that tear. he is willing to forgive the fear of a pained animal. the fact is, no matter how untamed a wild beast may be, with time they will roll on their back and wait for the gentle touch they’ve received thus far to then be placed upon their underbelly. hannibal, if he is absolutely anything at all, is an untamed beast. he awaits will’s hand on his underbelly. he awaits his love. patiently. and, by the end, by every end possible, he receives it.
Screamed LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO at the top of my fucking lungs when this bitch popped up
non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!
meanwhile, in latinoamerica:
I get it but the same time I dont
Tr: "I know it's a popular ship but I think LeviHan is weird. I read them as soul siblings rather than romantic interests. All the "LeviHan proof" posts I see online also just look incredibly unnerving whenever the person posting it is like not leaving anything up for debate? It feels like some weird gospel shit to me"
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Actually, being perfect-looking is unattractive. You end up looking like a plastic doll instead of a real human being.
tips and tricks to become popular:
take interest in the lives of others
be humble and admit when you are wrong
be encouraging in your criticism
secrete silk that can be used to manufacture clothing and textiles
eat aphids. you will be looked on fondly for removing this common garden pest
Thoughts on autism?
From my point of view, it's both my super powers and it's my kryptonite. Your mileage (as they say sensibly) may vary.
If this isn't one of the most accurate things I've ever seen.
listen I love Pokemon but this person is SO right
oh this is so canon
whenever i picture girl cal i just think of brody dalle honestly
Need to rant for a second - does anyone else go feral about Granada Holmes's character development in season one??! Like:
Dancing Men
"He doesn't come to me for sympathy." In the beginning he's more interested in the cypher than anything.
Being generally disinterested in Hilton Cubitt's backstory "then explain - and come to the point!"
Watson having to whisper in his ear to ask the cook to sit down.
Vs Norwood Builder, where
He's restraining himself from offering his client reassurance because Lestrade is there. From the first moment, he is absolutely there to HELP his client, not just to solve a mystery.
In fact WHEEDLES MORE TIME out of Lestrade so he can hear the full story before MacFarlane is arrested.
Immediately asks the housekeeper to sit down and is wrong-footed when she point-blank refuses
Even his reaction to failure! In Dancing Men, when it's clear they're too late he goes cold with anger and does his utmost to, at the very least, prove the widow innocent. In Norwood Builder, when the evidence keeps going against him, he sinks into full despair, and needs Watson to pull him out of it!
Just... *gnashes teeth, shake fist* BRETT!! I've seen discourse before on Watson's growing confidence in his deductions and sort-of-apprenticeship with Holmes, but like. I love Holmes's journey too!