British Officer: What Are Your Names?

British officer: What are your names?

Caleb: Don’t tell him, Ben.

Ben: Good job, Caleb.

"You're a sun. Bright, beautiful, the world needs you. I'm a moon. Constantly chasing after you"

sometimes reality does come crashing in when i wrinkle my nose at my friend shipping two celebrities only to tell myself. bitch. you just created a blog for the sole purpose of talking about the secretary of the treasury you have no grounds for judging. like at least those two celebs are hot and contemporary! at least they're alive!

i love the Hamilton fandom bc we ship and create head canons of old dead ppl but we all just collectively agree its not weird

trying to think of what hamilton ship the actual alexander hamilton would hate the most. at first i thought it would be jamilton? but maybe he's read enough classic literature and women's novels (lmao) to see the value in a good old enemies to lovers, doomed narrative story. hadams (is there even a ship name for john adams x hamilton) would be even worse probably. hamilton would be repulsed by it but john adams would hate it more, and therefore hamilton would learn to be amused by it out of pure spite.

as of now i'm leaning towards whamilton. man couldn't handle that newspaper calling washington his "immaculate daddy", he would have a fit.

Happy birthday A. Ham!

me desperately trying to connect my niche interest to contemporary events:

the wonka experience in glasgow but it's hamilton having lofty dreams and expectations for the american cause and its ideals only to join washington's staff and realize what a shit show everything is. worst part - he's now one of the main oompa loompas.