Regulus Is A Short Little Man But When He And Sirius Both Stop Growing He Is A Singular Inch Taller Than

regulus is a short little man but when he and sirius both stop growing he is a singular inch taller than sirius and they'll fight about it for the rest of their lives that is my truth

Dick: *stretching* Damn I almost fell and now my back hurts

Tim: Alfred has some medicine for that

Dick: Nah I'm all good

Jason: To be fair you are old

Dick: What... I'm not old

Jason: Yes you are

Tim: I mean I hurt my back a few days ago

Damian: Tt, figures you would

Tim: Don't act tough, haven't you ever hurt your back in battle? It messes with your spine if hurt too much you know

Damian: I wouldn't know

Tim: *scoffs* Cause you're invincible? Or a supreme being in comparison to us lowlifes?

Damian: No, my spine is metal so I wouldn't know cause my original spine is no longer attached to my nervous system

Tim & Jason:

Damian: What?

Tim: WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT LOSING A SPLEEN WAS BAD

Jason: YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

Damian: I assumed everyone knew? I was shot by the Flamingo in the spine and was paralyzed until Grayson took me to mother and she replaced my spine with a metal one, but it was simply a ploy to control me and try to kill Grayson

Tim: ...

Jason: ...

Dick: *sweats*

Jason: YOU DIDN'T THINK TO MENTION THIS DICKHEAD

I’m crying bc there isn’t any yet I need my fix of fics plsss 😭😭

Y'all better expect the artful dodger fanfiction when i finish the season

you can block me i literally dont care but i'll be posting these everywhere and with every tag i can remember people need to see this and speak up about it. it will not be enough until all the people in the world says the names of the victims. this is horrid and im doing what i can as a broke teenager: spreading the word and saying their names. and so if i can so can everybody.

Hozier once said “To hold me like water, or Christ, hold me like a knife” and he was talking about jegulus, specifically in Crimson Rivers

I personally believe that there should be more fics where feng xin just gets obliterated. Like someone stab him, twist the knife, make him hold the knife, anything like that. He’s my blorbo there should be more content where he’s just angsting away for eternity or something. Emotional pain, physical pain, whatever - make him burn, and maybe drag mu qing down with him