Don't You Just Hate It When You Find A Fic About Your OT3 That Has Such A Good Synopsis With An Interesting

Don't you just hate it when you find a fic about your OT3 that has such a good synopsis with an interesting story and appears to have the exactly good amounts of angst and fluff and has tropes you like on tags and when you check it has like. 1 chapter that was posted 2 years ago

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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Diluc: Adelinde...

Adelinde: Yes, Master Diluc?

Diluc: ...why do people don't like me?

Adelinde: what? Nonsense! Of course they like you!

Diluc: Today, I looked at the child on the bridge and he cried.

Adelinde: ...oh.

Diluc: Also, whenever I walk into densely demographic areas, people get away from me like I smelled like shit.

Adelinde: ...perhaps it may be because of a few behaviors of yours?

Diluc: like what?

Adelinde: well, for example, you never smile. People like smiles and feel comfortable around it. Also, your voice tune is deep and sometimes is gets you to sound rude to a few people. Maybe this may have something to do with you having a harder time around others?

Diluc: oh. That... makes sense. Thank you, Adelinde, I'll keep that in mind during the Windblume festival tomorrow.

Adelinde: you are welcome, master Diluc.

-the next day-

Diluc (thoughts): oh, look. There are a lot of people on that specific area of the festival, and I know some of them. Maybe I should go there and see if I have mastered the skills Adelinde mentioned

Diluc (with the most shining smile ever and a high-pitched voice): Hey, guys! How are you all doing?

Kaeya: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BROTHER?!

Jean: fuck. Fuck. I don't like this. I don't like this at all. What the fuck?!

Albedo: you, stop that. NOW.

Barbara (almost crying): lord Barbatos, what IS this...?!

Bennett: paralyzed with fear

Fischl: ... (slowly walks away as if facing a bear or some shit)

Razor: pulls out their claymore and growls

Rosaria: ...for the first time in my life, I'll pray with genuine will.

Venti (slightly drunk): YOU ARE NOT MY CHILD!

Klee: cries

Diona: screams

Diluc: OH, COME ON!

Every writer has two sides:

"I love my characters, they are my children and will protect them with my life"

"I wanna make them suffer so fucking much"