Picture This Youre Batman, And You And Your Family Are About To Infiltrate A Building To Rescue Red Robin

Picture this you’re Batman, and you and your family are about to infiltrate a building to rescue Red Robin from a cult, you’re brainstorming how to get inside when RR’s civilian baseline human boyfriend arrives and takes down a wall with an sledgehammer in one single hit.

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

jason “idealism sits in prison” todd

dick “chivalry fell on his sword” grayson

tim “innocence died screaming” drake

damian “i slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door” wayne

do you see the vision

Silly goofy head cannon