Ace Af = Me.

Ace af = me.

reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of unrecognized and dismissed sexualities

bisexual, pansexual, and asexual 

My OTP

❤ A parody of My OCD by Rhett and Link ❤

That heated gaze.

Their pretty face.

(They are giving me the feels.)

Getting some surprises,

With every new crisis.

(Together they can heal.)

I’m glued to my TV screen,

Watching each scene,

As episodes debut.

I’ll defend each gay moment,

Or het as if they were god-sent.

They’re friends,

That really need to screw.

I’m staying up all night.

There’s not enough fanfictions to read,

Of my OTP. (Lately.)

So many ships to be treasured.

But this one I chose to be favored.

(One for each movie, book, or show.)

Doesn’t have to be canon.

I’ll still see the passion.

And my love for them grows.

I’m staying up all night.

There’s not enough fanfictions to read,

Of my OTP. (Lately.)

I’m staying up all night.

There’s not enough fanfictions to read,

Of my OTP. (Lately.)

I’m staying up all night.

There’s not enough fanfictions to read,

Of my OTP. (Lately.)

Humanity

❤ A Supernatural parody of Fairytale by Alexander Rybak for Castiel ❤

Eons ago, when my garrison,

Was assigned to something new.

Watch the earth, and then report back.

Didn’t know ‘til I met you,

I’m in love with humanity,

Even though it’s flawed.

And I don’t care if I loose my grace,

I’m ready to fall.

Everyday, a new person born.

Everyday, a person dies.

Only you, can make me question.

And only you, can make me feel alive.

Heaven knows me as a hammer.

But suddenly, I found my heart,

No longer am I just a tool.

It’s time for me to help them fight the dark.

I’m in love with humanity,

Even though it’s flawed.

And I don’t care if I loose my grace,

I’m ready to fall.

I choose humanity, yeah,

Even though it’s flawed.

And I don’t care if I loose my grace,

I’m ready to fall.

Couple of OTP Prompts

❥ Person A gets dragged to a nail salon by their mom/aunt/sister/etc. and is worried that the workers will be too rough with their hands. (A has watched before but has never gotten it done themself because they think it’s too girly.) Despite their fear, A goes through with it this time either as a dare by or a favor for their mom/aunt/sister/etc. Person B is a worker at the salon that just so happens to be both extremely gentle and a great conversationalist.

❥ It’s Person A and B’s first date and B knows that A prefers weird/strange things over the normal, so B plans their date accordingly: They start by having a picnic in an abandoned mansion that’s rumored to be haunted, then take a stroll through some ancient ruins, and finally they watch the sun set together while sitting under a willow tree in a graveyard.

Bonus#1❣ They both play Pokemon GO during the stroll part of the date.

Bonus#2❣ They dance together before their picnic in the ballroom of the haunted mansion and/or after the sunsets on the hill overlooking the graveyard.

Bonus#3❣ Instead of playing Pokemon GO during the stroll, they search for hidden artifacts in the ruins together. They both find small, carved stone statues/figures and give them to each other in order to remember the date by.

CA:CW Thought #1

I was not expecting the three “newbies” to steal the show like that but dang am I glad they did! I can’t wait for the new Spider-man and Black Panther movies. I’m also praying that there’ll be an Ant-Man 2 (preferably with his same friend group of fellow thieves because they were great).

More Descendants headcanons:

*Harriet Hook owns a red female parrot named Desdemona (nicknamed Des for short). She is Iago’s descendant along with Othello. Harriet constantly shows up at school with Des on her shoulder in typical pirate-like fashion.

*Anthony Tremaine owns a female Hyena named Samiya (nicknamed Miya for short). She is Shenzi’s descendant. Whenever he visits his grandmother, Miya always chases Lucifer around (much to the annoyance of Lady Tremaine).

*Gaston Jr and Gaston the Third don’t have pets - they just have each other for sidekicks. (They probably would have accidentally crushed their baby animals if they would’ve received any.)