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Toss a Coin to Your Archive!

the Organization for Transformative Works is an incredibly groundbreaking repository for creators, and the constant scrutiny it undergoes because ignorant children don’t understand that things cost money to maintain, and that their opinions do not represent everyone’s, is infuriating.  so infuriating, in fact, that i decided to rage-create. so there.

this was fun as shit to sing, ngl.

special thanks to Green Noize for providing the excellent instrumental track, and the only one i found that was actually fully faithful to Jaskier’s original. also thanks to alias for the inspiration to write these lyrics, and to my dear friend FilkAeris for instilling in me a fierce appreciation for filks in the first place.

parody lyrics by me.  “Toss a Coin to Your Witcher”  composed by Sonya Belousova and Giona Ostinelli, and sung by Joey Batey for the Netflix series The Witcher. which is awesome and you should definitely watch it if you like gritty medieval fantasy.  and boobs. and swearing. and hot guys wearing leather. and bards. definitely bards. 

and since we know bard is a combat class, this is my stand, and the hill i am prepared to die on.

👊 LONG LIVE THE ARCHIVE 👊  NO CENSORSHIP 👊

SUPPORT THE ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN!  MAKING PRISSY IDIOTS ANGRY IS JUST A HAPPY BYPRODUCT! 

ETA: i uploaded the mp3 for anyone who wants to snag it without having to rip from the video or whatever! ♥ thank you so much for listening!!

Your Narf is My Drug

The mice have driven me so insane, I wrote a fic with a Kesha parody about it.

It's to the tune of "Your Love is My Drug."

-O-o-O-o-O-

(Brain sits amidst the smoking debris of his latest plan.)

Brain: This is a hot mess we’ve gotten into.

Pinky: (sing-songily) Look at all the shinies! (tosses broken pieces into the air and hops around underneath them as they fall on his head) Zounds, Brain! I caught them all! (laughs hysterically)

Brain: (glares, folds arms) Speaking of hot messes….

(Brain’s vision suddenly turns to slow-motion. He takes in the gliding of Pinky’s supple limbs, Pinky’s lithesome hips swirling like the spirals of Brain’s hypnosis machines. The wreckage rain reflects the light in such a way that Pinky glows to rival the Pleiades.)

Brain: Emphasis on hot….Egad, what am I thinking?! This is preposterous! This is absurd! This is….

(He clutches at his head, as if that would quell the desire flaring up like so many bunsen burners. He finally breaks down at the pile of smashed electronics.)

Brain: Will you never cease that infernal buzzing?! (pounds wickle mousey fists on table)

(The rhythmic buzzing from the broken contraption starts to arrange itself into a poppy synth bassline. The pounding of Brain’s fists on the table provides the beat.)

(First verse) Brain: I feel like Captain Ahab; I’m too sunken in the deep. Emotional repression Is losing me all my sleep.

There’s no time to dilly-dally; My world domination calls. I’m stuck with this dishy dope and Hearing him spew his spurtive squalls!

(Pre-chorus) Our two fates are intertwined; What far-off planets have aligned? This novel factor’s undefined. I can’t get Pinky off my mind!

(Chorus) His narf, his narf, his narf Stole my heart. His narf, his narf, his narf. I say, his narf, his narf, his narf Stole my heart. His narf, his narf, his narf.

(Second verse) His cranium’s harder than gneiss; I’m telling him everything thrice. My mind and heart in vises: I can chart this diacrisis.

I can’t resist his whimsy. All my defenses, flimsy. My schemes will surely be impacted If I go on being so damn distracted!

(Pre-chorus) Our two fates are intertwined; What far-off planets have aligned? This sequence is not my design. I can’t get Pinky off my mind!

(Chorus) His narf, his narf, his narf Stole my heart. His narf, his narf, his narf. I say, his narf, his narf, his narf Stole my heart. His narf, his narf, his narf.

(Bridge) I must fight to gain control, But every hour takes its toll. I try so hard to keep my cool But still I fall for this fine fool!

(Pinky comes in, twirling glow sticks. He has painted geometric shapes on himself with non-toxic mouse safe glow-in-the-dark body paint. When he turns around, Brain can see that Pinky has somehow painted a neon yellow line down his own back, ending in a neon pink heart over his butt.)

Pinky: Braaiiiin~ Just a suggestion…. Why don’t we have a bath in some warm salad dressing? Does that sound like some silly-willy fun-fun? Is my fjord your drug? POIT! Your drug? ZORT! Your drug? NARF! Your drug? Is my—FJORD!—your drug?

Brain: No! Pinky, you’ll get us copyright-stricken!

(Chorus) Oh, Brain! My narf, my narf, my narf Stole your heart! My narf, my narf, my narf! You said my narf, my narf, my narf Stole your heart! My narf, my narf, my narf!

You said my zort, my zort, my zort Is your drug! My zort, my zort, my zort! You said my zort, my zort, my zort Is your drug! My zort, my zort, my zort!

(The buzzing synth line stops.)

Braaiiiiin~ Brainy-cakes… (flirty giggle) Sooooo… (delirious laughter) My narf, my narf, my narf, my narf, is your drug. I like your tail.

(A giant “DMCA” falls on Brain’s head. He crawls out from underneath it, looking especially worse for wear.)

Brain: I suspect this comedown will be particularly hard.

-O-o-O-o-O-

The abyss is quite inviting if you gaze long enough.

Ballad of the Isekai Protagonist

(To the tune of “You're The One That I Want”)

PROTAGONIST: I got skills, they're multiplyin’ PROTAGONIST: And I'm taking control PROTAGONIST: 'Cause the power you're supplyin’ PROTAGONIST: It's intensifyin’

GODDESS: You better shape up GODDESS: 'Cause I need a champ GODDESS: And my heart is set on you GODDESS: You better shape up GODDESS: You better understand GODDESS: To my heart I must be true GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do

GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: The one I need PROTAGONIST: The one I need GODDESS: Oh, yes indeed PROTAGONIST: Yes, indeed

GODDESS: If you're filled with conviction GODDESS: You're too weak to convey GODDESS: Meditate on your direction GODDESS: Feel your way

PROTAGONIST: I better shape up PROTAGONIST: 'Cause you need a champ GODDESS: I need a champ GODDESS: Who can keep me satisfied PROTAGONIST: I better shape up PROTAGONIST: If I'm gonna prove GODDESS: You better prove GODDESS: That my faith is justified PROTAGONIST: Are you sure? GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Yes, I'm sure down deep inside

GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: The one I need PROTAGONIST: The one I need GODDESS: Oh, yes indeed PROTAGONIST: Yes, indeed

GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: The one I need PROTAGONIST: The one I need GODDESS: Oh, yes indeed PROTAGONIST: Yes, indeed

GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS: The one I need PROTAGONIST: The one I need GODDESS: Oh, yes indeed PROTAGONIST: Yes, indeed

GODDESS: You're the one that I chose PROTAGONIST: You’re the one who chose me GODDESS & PROTAGONIST: Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey GODDESS/PROTAGONIST: You're the one that I chose/You’re the one who chose me

Keep Your Hands to Yourself: 2020 Edition (Georgia Satellites parody)

I came up with these parody lyrics to this Georgia Satellites hit after self-quarantining in my apartment for two weeks. Yesterday, I visited my parents, who have also been self-quarantining, and recorded this at their place.

But seriously, stay safe, everyone. And wash your hands!

Original song © Dan Baird, The Georgia Satellites Parody lyrics written by Hunter D. Bruton, 2020 Created/performed/directed by Hunter D. Bruton (TheHappySpaceman)

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Ship What You Wanna Ship

☻This is a parody of Do What You Wanna Do by Nile Rodgers.☻

Time to have a major fangasm.

What you want, what you want, what you want.

They give us the feelings,

Then our heads are reeling.

Wanna start the sailing.

Open our hearts, Can’t even.

This here, is the dork life.

On the internet all night.

This here, is the dork life.

On the internet all night.

Time to have a major fangasm.

What you want, what you want, what you want, what you want, what you want.

They give us the feelings,

Then our heads are reeling.

Wanna start the sailing.

Open our hearts, Can’t even.

This here, is the dork life.

On the internet all night.

This here, is the dork life.

On the internet all night.

Time to have a major fangasm.

What you want, what you want, what you want, what you want, what you want. 

What you wanna ship, what you wanna ship, what you wanna ship.

Time to have a major fangasm.

Ship what you wanna ship, what you wanna ship, what you wanna ship.

Ship what you wanna ship, what you wanna ship, what you wanna ship.

What you want, what you want, what you want.

☻Here are the original lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ys1CwNjJaE☻

They Date In My Imagination

♥This is a parody of Dark In My Imagination by Of Verona.♥

There’s something about each fandom.

Always find at least one ship.

Always end up loosing grip.

With reality and become numb.

I squeal because all my feels,

End up becoming huge deals.

I do no’t even know why or how,

Everything about them makes me grin.

I’ll just say oh my god and holy cow.

They date in my imagination.

They date in my imagination.

There’s something about each fandom.

Is it ‘cause of the writers,

That each new scene sets a fire?

Can’t help but want to look up fanfiction.

Just to fall apart - come undone.

Then pick myself back up.

But I do not even know why or how,

Everything about them makes me grin.

I’ll just say oh my god and holy cow.

They date in my imagination.

They date in my imagination.

They date in my imagination.

They date in my imagination.

I do not even know why or how.

Want them in the same bed.

Can they just get together please?

I do not even know why or how.

All these fanfics I’ve read,

They show more - they’re such a tease.

But I do not even know why or how.

I do not even know why or how.

I do not even know why or how.

They date in my imagination. (a lot of times)

I do not even know why or how. (also a lot of times)

Kiss

♥A fangirl’s parody of Brave by Sara Bareilles.♥

Fans can be amazing.

We can turn a gaze into a hidden sign of lust.

We can be a shipper,

Or be the writer of a couple’s shared love.

We can never have too much.

Nothing’s gonna hurt us like a hiatus,

When episodes stop airing. 

Visit each website - stay up all night,

Looking for our pairings.

Oh, I love it whenever we get to:

Ship who we wanna ship.

And let the feels take hold.

Hopelessly, we just wanna see them kiss.

Ship who we wanna ship.

And let the feels take hold.

Hopelessly, we just wanna see them kiss.

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them kiss!

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them kiss!

Every fan has done this.

Every fan has thought of and wondered what could be.

Broken by the bliss -

Started giggling with glee.

Think we can all agree,

That something happens in all fandoms.

Maybe we’re only yearning for what we don’t have.

Maybe we’re a new form of fan girl and boy trash.

Where we pray they start kissing!

Ship who we wanna ship.

And let the feels take hold.

Hopelessly, we just wanna see them kiss.

Ship who we wanna ship.

And let the feels take hold.

Hopelessly, we just wanna see them kiss.

Our histories get deleted.

Each fic completed.

Why did we read it?

Anything from fluff to rated R.

Why do we take it this far?

Ship who we wanna ship.

And let the feels take hold.

Hopelessly, we just wanna see them kiss.

Ship who we wanna ship.

And let the feels take hold.

Hopelessly, we just wanna see them kiss.

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them kiss!

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them,

We just wanna see them kiss!

We just wanna see them... (a lot of times)

My OTP

❤ A parody of My OCD by Rhett and Link ❤

That heated gaze.

Their pretty face.

(They are giving me the feels.)

Getting some surprises,

With every new crisis.

(Together they can heal.)

I’m glued to my TV screen,

Watching each scene,

As episodes debut.

I’ll defend each gay moment,

Or het as if they were god-sent.

They’re friends,

That really need to screw.

I’m staying up all night.

There’s not enough fanfictions to read,

Of my OTP. (Lately.)

So many ships to be treasured.

But this one I chose to be favored.

(One for each movie, book, or show.)

Doesn’t have to be canon.

I’ll still see the passion.

And my love for them grows.

I’m staying up all night.

There’s not enough fanfictions to read,

Of my OTP. (Lately.)

I’m staying up all night.

There’s not enough fanfictions to read,

Of my OTP. (Lately.)

I’m staying up all night.

There’s not enough fanfictions to read,

Of my OTP. (Lately.)

Humanity

❤ A Supernatural parody of Fairytale by Alexander Rybak for Castiel ❤

Eons ago, when my garrison,

Was assigned to something new.

Watch the earth, and then report back.

Didn’t know ‘til I met you,

I’m in love with humanity,

Even though it’s flawed.

And I don’t care if I loose my grace,

I’m ready to fall.

Everyday, a new person born.

Everyday, a person dies.

Only you, can make me question.

And only you, can make me feel alive.

Heaven knows me as a hammer.

But suddenly, I found my heart,

No longer am I just a tool.

It’s time for me to help them fight the dark.

I’m in love with humanity,

Even though it’s flawed.

And I don’t care if I loose my grace,

I’m ready to fall.

I choose humanity, yeah,

Even though it’s flawed.

And I don’t care if I loose my grace,

I’m ready to fall.

Fleshy the skin-man

Was sad and miserable

With a wooden pipe

And a cartridge nose

And two eyes made out of eyes

parody-ish (do it for her)

writing a songfic sort of musical thingy because i like songs.

so im just changing the lyrics to fit with whats going on

and it feels really. really goofy. like--

the stuff italicized is the changes

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Keep your grip tight

Keep your eyes lowered

As you're moving forward

Precision is the key

One stir, two stirs,

Now go even faster

And as you're mixing it all in

Keep your focus, then

Keep my grip tight

Good

Keep my eyes lowered

Right!

As I'm moving forward

Concentrate!

Don't you want to make a good tart!?

One stir, two stirs,

Yes!

But put your whole body into it!

Everything you have

Everything you are

You've got to give

On the kitchen space

When everything is chaos

And you have nothing but the way you feel

Your ingredients, and your tools

You just think about the fun you'll have

Tasting the tarts with all of your friends!

And then you do it for them

That's how you know you can win

You do it for them

That is to say

You'll do it for them

Deep down, you know

You weren't built for baking

But that doesn't mean you're not prepared to try

What they don't know is your real advantage

When you bake for someone, you're prepared to put. your. all.

Deep down, I know that I'm just starting

True

But I know that I/you can

Draw my will, and bake!

With my short experience

Good

I can make a difference

Yes, excellent!

I can make a good tart!

I can regain my spark

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clarification: couldnt find a good way to write 'regain my magic' so spark instead

anyway you can probably tell what fandom this is for lmfao

He Likes Boy, Gay version.

 Sexy hair, gorgeous smile,

He’s the most perfect guy I’ve come across in a while.

Sensitive, real smooth

He even watches Desperate Housewives, with me!

My heart's beating like a mini drum!

I told my best friends, he can't be the one!

I said I think that I'm in love this time!!

They told me something that could my mind...

He likes boys?!

Now, It's all not making sense!!

He likes boys?!

I love this guy, but he could be Bi

And have a girlfriend.....

He likes boys?!

I can't believe now there's a bigger chance of him not liking me!

He likes Boys?!

Boys?!

"He likes my manicured fingertips?!"

I guess that's why he dresses like an American Apparel Mannequin!

It is, kind of cute, that he's such a big of Lady Gaga!

My heart's beating like a mini drum!

I can't believe there's a chance for him to be mine!

But, now I'm starting to see all the signs!

Is it true? Have I lost my mind?

He likes Boys! Now, it's all not making sense!!

He likes boys!! I love this guy, but he might be bi!

He likes boys!!! I can’t believe there’s a bigger chance of him not liking me! He likes boys!

Boys?!

He likes Boys!

Now, it’s all not making sense!

He likes boys!

I love this guy, but he could be Bi

And have a girlfriend.....

He likes boys?!

I can’t believe there’s a bigger chance of him not liking me! He likes boys!

Boys?!

I don't think, I could take a rejection...

My gay heart needs some inspection...

I guess it's time, to take it in...

We thought we were the perfect we!

There is no place I rather be and I guess he agrees!

We both like vintage shopping and we both like... BOYS!

Finally, it’s all making sense! We like boys!

It's a true love story with a twist!

We like boys!

I found my new bi boyfriend! He likes boys!

Boys, Boys!

Finally, now, it’s all making sense! We like boys!

It’s a true love story with a twist!

We like boys!!

I found a new bi boyfriend!

He likes boys!

Boys!

Boys!!!!

Mirabel's Two-Minute Notice

This is what I like to call an "Encanto Song Parody Challenge"

Ok, so I'm not really a fan of Madrigal Family Bashing. But I discovered this song one day and immediately thought, this would be perfect as an Encanto Song. the song is called "Two-Minute Notice" from the indie YouTube series Helluva Boss on Vivziepop. If you want to listen to it see the link below to watch the official video. Fair warning there is a lot of swearing and some sexual themes in the song, but other than that it is awesome. So, my challenge goes like this.

-Mirabel being sick and tired of how her so called family (minus Antonio) has been treating her over the years, decides to leave Encanto and never look back. But before she does that, she decides to say goodbye for good while also telling off the Madrigals (mostly Alma) for how terribly they've treated her over the years-

I challenge anyone out there to make an Encanto parody of this song. Link for song down below

Another parody

I didn't set out to make cool art or anything like that. I was really impressed with this song and thought Mike and Vincent would be good for the roles of Miku and Teto.

Thought I would share my depressing parody of “Gone Forever” by Three Days Grace because I’m actually a little proud of how it turned out. Trigger warning for depression. (I’m okay now in case anyone is worried.)

Don’t know what’s going on.

Don’t know why I’m wrong.

Feels like a hundred years my

Ambition has been gone.

And I stay up all night

With these bloodshot eyes

While these walls surround me;

Where’s the meaning of my life?

I’d feel so much better

If I were gone forever.

I tell myself you wouldn’t miss me at all.

It’s not lying, denying, that you’d feel so much better if I were

To be gone forever.

Wish feelings were more clear.

So do you need me here?

While I’m in dark surroundings,

D’you wish I’d disappear?

And I try hard to find

The reasons in my mind.

Until the morning comes I’ll

Just want to end my life.

Would you feel much better

If I were gone forever?

Tell yourself you wouldn't miss me at all.

Be lying, denying, that you’d feel so much better if I were

To be gone forever.

First time thoughts screamed at me

I tried hard not to leave.

I need to know it can get so much better.

I hope that you’d miss me.

I hope you make me see.

“Don’t be gone forever.”

Wish feelings were more clear.

I wish you’d need me here.

While I’m in dark surroundings,

Don’t let me disappear.

I want to feel better.

Don’t want to leave forever.

I tell myself that I would miss you all.

I’m not lying, denying, that I just want it better;

Now don’t let it be forever.

And now I want forever.

Don’t let me end forever.

This is brilliant!!! 😭 I'm getting emotional over this.

burn (hamilton) x good omens

Hi. Good omens mascot here. I'm doing fine. It's fine. Here's burn, from aziraphale to god and heaven. I kind of imagine it during the apocalypse in season 1, when Heaven/the Metatron denied him help.

BURN

I saved every prayer you taught me From the moment I read them, I knew you were mine I thought you were mine You said you were mine Do you know what Crowley said When he saw your first order arrive? He said, be careful with Heaven, love They'll believe what it takes to survive You and your words flooded my senses Your sentences left me defenceless You built a religion out of paragraphs You built cathedrals I'm rereading the prayers you taught me I'm searching and scanning for answers in every line For some kind of sign And when you were mine The world seemed to burn... You published the prayers they wrote you You told the whole world How you brought peace into our lands But in spreading your name, You've ruined lives... Do you know what Crowley said? When she read what you'd done She said, they call it ineffable But they know what it is they've become You and your words, obsessed with your great plan Your sentences border on senseless And you are paranoid in every paragraph How they worship you... You, you, you I'm erasing myself from the narrative Let future theologians wonder How Aziraphale reacted when you let him Fall You have ruined all I'm watching it burn I'm watching it burn Heaven has no right to my heart Heaven has no place in my head They don't get to know what I said I'm burning the prayers, burning the stories That might have redeemed you You forfeit the place in my heart You forfeit all right to my faith You're as real as a fairytale With only the memories of when you were mine I hope that you burn.