Teachers Pet By Day, Science Project By Night.

Teacher’s pet by day, Science project by night.

Roman and Remus: * are winding down from yet another sibling fight *

Ro: Awkward sibling hug?

Re: Awkward sibling hug!

Both: * hug and then pat each other’s back * Pat! Pat! 

Ro: * sticks a “kick me” sign to Remus’ back with a mischievous giggle *

Re: * just straight up stabs Roman in the back with a knife *

Patton: * pops up into the commons room * Did somebody say Pat? : D

Patton: * upon seeing Roman on the floor again * You killed him! : O

Bonus!

* later in a hallway *

Virgil: * passes by Remus and sees the “kick me” sign on his back *

Virgil: * snickers and just kicks him down the stairs *

Remus: * rolls pathetically down the stairs before he spins around on the floor at the bottom like some kind of break-dancer and strikes a pose as if he’s on top of some lavish piano * Oooh, harder daddy~

Virgil: * throws hands up in exasperation * Oh my god, why does nothing f*ck*ng work on you???

Creativity Twins as Vines

Several Roman and Remus sibling shenanigans using vines.

Shenanigan 1:

Roman: * does an epic bottle flip onto the commons room table *

Remus: * smashes a wine bottle on the table then dabs as Roman tries to dodge the glass shards *

Shenanigan 2:

Remus: * falls through the ceiling of their shared room and just lies among the rubble * Hey b*tch.

Roman: * not at all surprised by this point * What’s up you wretched ratscallion? Or down, in this case.

Shenanigan 3:

Roman: * is playing a delightful piano solo *

Remus: * throws his whole body at the piano * Sail!

Roman: * pushing him off of both him and the wrecked piano * That wasn’t even the song I was playing!

Shenanigan 4:

Roman: * is on a rant about the theatre  * -because I’m a thespian.

Remus: I thought you were American???

Shenanigan 5:

Roman: * is coloring in his coloring book again at the kitchen table*

Remus: * strolling to the kitchen for a snack * Bro, is that a weed???

Roman: * holding up the green crayon * No, this is a cray-

Remus: I’m calling the police!!! * dials 911 into the microwave *

Patton: * is across the kitchen cooking but stops and picks up a stirring spoon to talk into * 911, what’s your emergency?

Rock band guitar player by day, demon for hire by night.

I love this so much you have no idea how much I want this to be true.

GUYS!

Are we not going to talk about the fact that Logan almost said Paranoid or Paranoia, and then glanced at Virgil and stopped.

Logan said Falsehood to keep Deceit at bay, and Figuratively to keep Remus at bay.

Which means that he said Paranoid or Paranoia to keep Virgil at bay when Virgil was a dark side.

* meme voice * What’s in the Jar?!

Roman: * is folding paper stars with dreams and wishes written on them and placing them inside of a glass jar *

Roman: * glances over and notice that Remus has a jar at his desk as well * Whatcha got there?

Remus: * sticking his foot up dramatically to show off his freshly trimmed nails * Toenails!

Roman: * holding his jar closer to himself protectively * Sweet Persephone! Why did I even ask?