I Love Them So Much.

I love them so much.

Ryuu and Gin go out together just because Ryuu likes to spoil her!!!

I imagine that coffee shops are your main places to go for a walk. They love each other so much and I love them so much 😞❤️

Look at them!!! My babies <333

Tachihara: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Gin: *sighs*

Gin: I killed a man.

Since people seemed to like my incorrect bsd quotes from my coworkers I decided to do another one with quotes from my friends

Atsushi: “Been ignored so much bitches call me terms and conditions.”

Akutagawa: “At least you accepted no matter what.”

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Kunikida: “Bitchboys! Wait what are they called? Dazai! Yes!”

Ranpo: “I’m going to start calling him that.”

Dazai: “You want to see the real bitch come out?”

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Chuuya: “Ok I think I have a solution.”

*Explosion in the distance*

Chuuya: “Don’t worry about that.”

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Atsushi: “That was before I realized he was my dad.”

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Chuuya: “Fan-fucking-tastic just trying to enjoy my meal and god decides to show up!”

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Ranpo to Fukuzawa: “Hey look! An old gay white man! That’s better than an old white straight man!”

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Kyouka: “Murder is fun, cool, and hip!”

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Jouno: “I am going… to hurt something.”

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Akutagawa: “Don’t tell me how to breathe!”

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Dazai: “Want to know what they called me in college? Application Denied!”

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Kenji: “Mom says its my turn with the brain cell”

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Sigma: “Fyodor! Nikolai is grave robbing again!”

Nikolai: “Well it’s not like they need this stuff anymore!”

Fyodor: “He has a solid point, do you need help?”

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Kenji: “This thanksgiving I’m thankful for Fukuzawa, Ranpo, Kunikida, Yosano, Atsushi, and uh… Kyouka. Yeah that’s everyone.”

Dazai: “I really appreciate how I’m not on that list.”

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Chuuya: *Attacks someone for picking a flower off a bush*

Chuuya handing the flower to Dazai: “Here’s your flower back, freaking freeloaders.”

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Jouno: “Hold that thought, it’s time for me to beat up Tecchou.”

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Jouno: “Well time for me to fight Tecchou and kill some bad guys, and I’m all out of bad guys.”

Tecchou: “Oh shit!”

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*During the ADA’s DnD game night* 

Kunikida: “Dazai, you can’t play a bard. We all know you’re just gonna fuck everything.”

Dazai: “THAT’S A LIE! I just want to hit someone over the head with a lute! Then I’ll fuck someone!”

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Akutagawa: “Dazai is my personal favorite swear word.”

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Akutagawa: “I’m like a battery, I’m never included in anything.”

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Fukuzawa talking to himself when Ranpo is refusing to do work and Dazai hasn’t shown up yet: “Am I surprised? No of course I’m not I bet on it!”

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Yosano: “Oh you don’t feel so good? I have a fix for that!”

Yosano: *Pulls out a gun*

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Jouno: “I am very angry- *notices Tecchou nearby* HEY HE’S THE ONE WHO STOLE MY PANTS!”

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Atsushi: *Panicking running through the ADA with a trash can that he accidentally set on fire* “NO ONE SAW THIS!”

Kunikida, Dazai, Yosano: “WE SAW THAT!”

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Yosano: *Listing off what she ate today* “I’ve had cheese, crackers, vodka, and egg salad.”

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Kenji: “I’m gonna do this all on my own!” *turns to Ranpo* “Help me.”

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Yosano: “You son of a bitch!”

Ranpo: “HEY! DON’T CALL FUKUZAWA A BITCH!”

Yosano: “No I’m calling you a son of a bitch! YOU ARE ADOPTED!”

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Kenji: *Angrily muttering affirmations to himself*

Yosano: “Is this toxic positivity?”

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Dazai seeing Chuuya using corruption: “This is what gay panic is mothers and fuckers.”

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Dazai: *Hands Akutagawa 4 cents he found on the ground*

Akutagawa: “I get to eat tonight!”

Dazai: *Takes back 1 cent* “No you don’t.”

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Chuuya: *Sees Dazai flirt with some girl*

(What he tried to say) “Great now I’m sad and lonely.”

(What he said) Chuuya: “Great now I’m gay.”

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Chuuya: “That’s kinda gay, not gonna lie.”

Dazai: “You sound kinda gay, not gonna lie.”

Akutagawa: “I have cheese, not gonna lie.”

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Dazai: “This is not gonna go well.”

*2 minutes later*

Dazai sprinting down the street: “OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!”

*2 minutes later*

Dazai: “I LOST MY KNIFE!”

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Dazai: “What gender am I today?”

Atsushi: “12.”

Akutagawa: “32.”

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Chuuya to Akutagawa: “What’s your opinion on the plan?”

Akutagawa: “Cheese is good.”

Chuuya: “That wasn’t the question.”

Gin: “But it’s the answer.”

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Akutagawa trying to flirt with Atsushi after getting advice from Kenji on what he likes: “ONION! I HAVE AN ONION FOR YOU! TAKE THE ONION!”

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Akutagawa: *Trying to show Dazai the new nice outfit Chuuya bought him*

Dazai: *Not even looking at him* “Nice.”

Chuuya: *Angrily* “It’s ok, we all know you hate poor Aku.”

Dazai: *Starts fake crying*

Chuuya: *Sarcastically* “Awww you gonna cry?” *Seriously* “GOOD!” *Leads Akutagawa away while telling him he looks great*

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Chuuya: “Nothing says pride like dick.”

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Akutagawa after someone was mean to Atsushi: “You don’t think you’ll end up in hell for what you’ve done, but sweetheart I’ll be seeing you there soon.”

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Dazai: “I don’t care if you have a cunt or a dick, either way I’m gonna fuck both your mom and dad.”

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Ranpo giving directions to Kunikida after he got Fukuzawa and himself lost: “Look for someone dressed like it’s Halloween and someone dressed like a single dad.”

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Kunikida: *Referring to Chuuya being drunk* “I think he’s in denial.”

Dazai: *Also drunk* “Nah he’s in da Amazon!”

Chuuya: *Absolutely wasted using his ability* “I am in da air!”

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Akutagawa about Atsushi: “I love his heterophobia.”

Akutagawa: “I meant to say heterochromia.”

@stinkyme

team yangchen incorrect quotes

Yangchen: Time for plan G. Kavik: Don’t you mean plan B? Yangchen: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Yingsu: What about plan D? Yangchen: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Akuudan: What about plan E? Yangchen: I’m hoping not to use it. Kavik dies in plan E. Jujinta: I like plan E.

yangchen: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. kavik: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

*Yangchen's helping Yingsu out after they get injured, while the others are watching* Kavik: How does Yingsu look? Jujinta: A little better than you, actually.

Yangchen: Can I be frank with you guys? Kavik: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Yingsu: Can I still be Yingsu? Jujinta: Shh, let Frank speak.

Yangchen: I made tea. kavik: I don’t want tea. Yangchen: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. kavik: Then why are you telling me? Yangchen: It is a conversation starter. kavik: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Yangchen: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Yangchen: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Yingsu: Wednesay Yangchen: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Yangchen: A theif. Kavik: Thief? Yangchen: Theif. Kavik: I before E, except after C. Yangchen: Thceif. Yangchen: No.

Jujinta: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Kavik: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Yangchen: If you had to choose between Kavik and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Jujinta: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Kavik: Jujinta! Yangchen: 63 cents. Jujinta: I'll take the money. Kavik: JUJINTA!!!

Yingsu: Why are you on the floor? Kavik: I'm depressed. Kavik: Also I was stabbed, can you get Yangchen, please.

Yangchen: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Yangchen and Kavik, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Yingsu: Our turn, jujinta! One, two, three- vanilla! jujinta, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Yangchen: Is stabbing someone immoral? Yingsu: Not if they consent to it. Jujinta: Depends who you’re stabbing. Kavik: YES?!?

Kavik: You know those things will kill you, right? Yangchen, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Yingsu, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. jujinta: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

atsushi gets super clingy when he's drinking like the first time the ada took him out for drinks, dazai and kunikida could not move because atsushi was holding them so tightly and he finally, tearfully, allowed kunikida to leave because kunikida had to use the bathroom only to jump across the table and hold onto to junichiro (dragging dazai with him), when they finally left and took him home, they had to claw him off ranpo and even then it only worked because since it was his first time drinking, yosano was going to stay with him just in case

anyway, after the first time, the ada just get used to it and it no longer registers to them as anything but normal

akutagawa and atsushi aren't even tentative friends yet before akutagawa runs into tipsy atsushi and ends the night with an armful of atsushi that wont let go no matter how much he pokes and prods but thats a different story lmao

higuchi: sir... why is the agency's weretiger curled up on your lap

akutagawa: he went drinking with his friends.

Dazai, clapping his hands: alright, we have something to announce!

Chuuya: we're dating!

Atsushi: wh—

Akutagawa, not looking up from his book: hah! we already knew that

Atsushi: we did?!!

Akutagawa, looking Atsushi dead in the eyes: and we are also dating

Atsushi: WE ARE?!!