Tachihara: Whats The Straightest Thing Youve Ever Done?

Tachihara: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Gin: *sighs*

Gin: I killed a man.

Alluka NO

kuruk: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

kyoshi: >:O language

yangchen: Yeah watch your fucking language

wan: Okay, who taught yangchen the fuck word?!

roku: 'The fuck word'.

aang: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

yangchen: Oh my god they censored it

roku: Say fuck, aang.

yangchen: Do it, aang. Say fuck.

team yangchen incorrect quotes

Yangchen: Time for plan G. Kavik: Don’t you mean plan B? Yangchen: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Yingsu: What about plan D? Yangchen: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Akuudan: What about plan E? Yangchen: I’m hoping not to use it. Kavik dies in plan E. Jujinta: I like plan E.

yangchen: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. kavik: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

*Yangchen's helping Yingsu out after they get injured, while the others are watching* Kavik: How does Yingsu look? Jujinta: A little better than you, actually.

Yangchen: Can I be frank with you guys? Kavik: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Yingsu: Can I still be Yingsu? Jujinta: Shh, let Frank speak.

Yangchen: I made tea. kavik: I don’t want tea. Yangchen: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. kavik: Then why are you telling me? Yangchen: It is a conversation starter. kavik: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Yangchen: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Yangchen: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Yingsu: Wednesay Yangchen: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Yangchen: A theif. Kavik: Thief? Yangchen: Theif. Kavik: I before E, except after C. Yangchen: Thceif. Yangchen: No.

Jujinta: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Kavik: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Yangchen: If you had to choose between Kavik and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Jujinta: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Kavik: Jujinta! Yangchen: 63 cents. Jujinta: I'll take the money. Kavik: JUJINTA!!!

Yingsu: Why are you on the floor? Kavik: I'm depressed. Kavik: Also I was stabbed, can you get Yangchen, please.

Yangchen: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Yangchen and Kavik, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Yingsu: Our turn, jujinta! One, two, three- vanilla! jujinta, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Yangchen: Is stabbing someone immoral? Yingsu: Not if they consent to it. Jujinta: Depends who you’re stabbing. Kavik: YES?!?

Kavik: You know those things will kill you, right? Yangchen, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Yingsu, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. jujinta: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Me trying to figure out how Akutagawa explained his whole ‘I can’t kill for 6 months’ deal to the rest of the mafia, like, ‘sorry boss I know you gave me a direct order to wipe out this opposing organization, but I cut a deal with my enemy/partner/rival/crush to not kill anyone for 6 months so that I can impress him with my superior skills and then immediately kill him, so you’re going to have to select someone else for this mission, sorry.’ Like-

Killua: Please don’t tell Kurapika.

Leorio: Oh, I’m not going to say a word.

Killua: ...you’re going to make me tell him aren’t you?

Leorio: Loud and clear. And every nitty gritty detail.