Tachihara: Whats The Straightest Thing Youve Ever Done?

Tachihara: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Gin: *sighs*

Gin: I killed a man.

Chuuya: look, whoever upset Kenji just come forward and you'll be forgiven

*complete silence*

Chuuya, smirking: smart, cause I would've killed you at sight

anytime atsushi gets excited his tail pops out and wags but no one tells him becuz they think its funny to see atsushi try and pretend he's not excited and act nonchalant

atsushi is genuinely surprised and confused how everyone always knows what he wants or wants to do

dazai, kunikida, and atsushi coming back from a mission

kunikida, noticing atsushi looking at an ice cream stall: atsushi do u want ice cream

atsushi: oh i dont care either way! if u and dazai san want to then...

dazai: i dont re-

kunikida and dazai staring at atsushi's wagging tail:

dazai: ooh~ kunikida-kun~ how kind~ to offer us ice cream~

kunikida: as if bastard! i'll buy it for atsushi but ur a grown ass man

dazai: if only i had a tail :(

atsushi: what

dazai: what

atsushi:

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like that

yosano: how did u choose a gift for atsushi? theres so many things i could get... since he's not used to owning much

ranpo: my genius deductive skills obviously

yosano:

ranpo: okay fine i chose like 10 and mentioned them to him subtly and bought the one he wagged his tail for the most

yosano:

yosano: oh shit u are a genius

ranpo: why r u acting surprised

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atsushi: cant believe i have to work with you again,,, why do we always have to see each other ugh

akutagawa, staring (like wan staring) at atsushi's wagging tail:

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bet atsushi never takes time off becuz idk he doesn't think he can - like he knows he can but he also doesn't think he can

that doesn't make sense but i hope u get it

anyway he never requests time off - he's only not there if he's sick (and was bullied into resting) or something like he personally never puts in the request

if there's some festival or event or anything that anyone thinks atsushi would want to go and would go if not for work they let the boss man know

fukuzawa: atsushi, you haven't taken much time off, but it's good to take a break now and then. if you want, you can have monday and tuesday off. (which weirdly is the exact time that that one event u wanted to go to is on but obviously thats just a coincidence)

atsushi, tail wagging: oh that's alright

fukuzawa: i insist.

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what else hmmmmmmmm

kyouka: atsushi, do you want me to make that dish again? you liked it right?

atsushi: oh i did! but you dont have to if you dont want to! i mean if you do you totally can

kyouka, staring at his tail: i'll make it

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junichiro, after coming back from a longer mission:

atsushi: heyyy we didn't see each other all day!

junichiro, trying not to show how touched he is becuz atsushi's tail is wagging, showing how happy he is:

and so on

Killua: Please don’t tell Kurapika.

Leorio: Oh, I’m not going to say a word.

Killua: ...you’re going to make me tell him aren’t you?

Leorio: Loud and clear. And every nitty gritty detail.

Higuchi: i was on hanging out with my girlfriend and her grandpa coworker came up and asked me my pronouns, i freaked out and said they/them. hirotsu was all like “oh that so great,” but the thing is, i don’t use they/them pronouns, i use she/her and i panicked and now gin won’t stop making fun of me

Aktugawa, who she was rant texting: you’re dating my sister?

Leorio: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see Gon an inch from his face*

Gon: So me and Killua had this idea—

Killua, standing at the doorway: *to Leorio* Stop screaming.

Gon: —so we had this idea