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Hermes: I'm socially awkward, and have no idea how to romance.
Apollo: Fear not! For it is-
Dionysus, walking past: The least qualified person to help.
Hermes: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.
Apollo: [cracking his knuckles]
Apollo: Manslaughter it is.
Dionysus: Do crabs think fish are flying?
Hermes: How high are you?
Dionysus: 5'9
Apollo: Give me one good reason why you had to stab him.
Hermes: Because of what he said.
Apollo: What did he say?
Hermes: 'What are you gonna do Hermes, stab me?'
Apollo: You're going to hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late.
Hermes: Jokes on you I'm gonna hate myself regardless.
Computer: Choose a password
Apollo: *types Hermes*
Computer: Password is too short
Apollo: *sighs* I know
Apollo: Okay, truth or dare?
Hermes: Truth
Apollo: How many hours have you slept this week?
Hermes:
Hermes: ...Dare
Dionysus: Go to bed.
Hermes: I don't like this game.
Dionysus: Why are you on the floor?
Hermes: I'm sad :(
Hermes: Also I was stabbed. Can you get Apollo, please?
Apollo: [exists]
Hermes: This means nothing. I'm twelve, I'm sure these feelings will fade.
[multiple years later]
Hermes: Any day now.
Artemis: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.
Apollo: What?
Artemis: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-
Apollo: I love you.
Artemis:
Apollo:
Apollo: Also cereal qualifies as soup.
Artemis: I fucking knew it.
What I wrote.
update on the UK: its still shit here
This takes like 5 secs and could save a life
Listen up!
You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
Hit that.
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Yes.
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Tumblr will follow up and help them.
Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!
This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.
And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.
You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.
This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.
Way more people should see this, and if you are going through this don't be scared to tell someone they probably want to help you, but if you don't want to talk to someone you know, here's a help line,
Btw I am in the UK, but if your not from the UK, what you want to do is type 'Child helpline' into Google, chrome or any search browser will do,
Campaign Against Living Miserably (CALM)
+44-800-58-58-58
thecalmzone.net
Provides listening services, information and support for anyone who needs to talk, including a web chat,
Childline
+44-800-1111
childline.org.uk
Support for children and young people in the UK, including a free helpline and 1-2-1 online chats with counsellors,
Kooth
kooth.com
Counsellors available until 10pm every day. Free, safe and anonymous online counselling for young people. Check whether this is offered in your area,
NHS Go
nhsgo.uk
NHS app with confidential health advice and support for 16–25 year olds,
Here is just a small list of the, many helplines available to children, please feel free to use them, you don't have to have traumatic experiences to use them, if you just feel like you need to talk to someone, then, by all means, use them, that's what they're there for!
If you wanna know where I got this list from,
https://www.mind.org.uk/information-support/for-children-and-young-people/useful-contacts/
Feel free to check it out!
You don't need to face this alone.
You are not alone.
Everybody talks about children of divorced parents but let's talk about the true soldiers. Children of "will you pls get a fucking divorce" parents
Thanzag who?
Death is shy, and has a crush on Life.
Honestly I want more people to see this. This is vital
O veado dourado e o menino
1
Light streamed through the water as shadows danced across the surface coming from shore lined trees. Wind rippling the surface, as underneath, the sea ridden plants danced and swayed. The rustling sound of leaves as the very same trees carry the wind to some unseen location. Birds squawking and chirping the only sound opposing the quiet
The salty smell of the sea, freshly cut grass contrasting against the smell of an inviting BBQ, always seeming so near, it's somehow out of reach. Smooth, warm pebbles litter the clearing, somehow pleasant despite their rocky hard nature
Fish wandering, swimming endlessly in search of something, somewhere, air trapped in the water rising to the surface.
'Blub...Blub..Blub'
The pattering thump of footsteps come from somewhere between the trees as, not even a minute later, a boy, with long reddish brown hair, bangs lightly grazing his eye lashes, squinted grey eyes and sun kissed skin, appears in the clearing. Freckles dotted around a lithe nose. Lips plump and cherry red, his face almost frozen with constant concentration lines; almost a statue of continuous worry.
He was wearing a slightly too-big green bomber jacket, tight fitted black turtle neck, loose brown cargo pants and some black and white checkered loafers. Light shimmered and danced off the bomber jacket almost if it was glazed in wax.
The long reddish-brown hair matted and tossed, from where he was running. Was running from something or perhaps someone. He had a feeling he already knew.
With no exact measurement of how long he had been running, he graced himself, allowing a short break before he realised that he had come far. So far that there was no more to go. He had hit the end.
He huffed, trying to gain his lost air back. He dared to look behind him; hoping they were not there.
No one.
'Great' he thought
'where to now?'
He stared off into the distance, for he did not know. The only thing he did know however, was that he could not return. Not now at least.
Thinking of how stupid he was, leaving without a plan nor supplies, not a single idea of how to make this work.
'perhaps I should return'
'no' he only denied the thought
'all that's waiting for me to return is humiliation and suffering'
Rustling sounded far behind him, heart racing, adrenaline pumping, spiking his every move, he looked back.
Expecting someone, perhaps he already knew of this someone, he just hoped, to whatever god was out there, it would not be them, there to ridicule him, make him turn back.
But instead of being met with a someone he was met with a something.
A pair of coal black eyes stared up at him, their fur as brown as chestnuts and, how on earth could anyone not notice this, golden antlers, that shined and shimmered through the light.
'almost as bright as the sun' the boy couldn't help but be amazed with wonder.
Standing still, not quite knowing what to do, the boy's thoughts were running in a circle.
'do I move?'
'or would that just scare the stag?'
Looking up he noticed that the stag was still there.
After a long winded internal battle, he had come to a conclusion.
He had decided to approach the stag.
Quietly, slowly, he held out his hand, trying to indicate he meant no harm.
Of course, that only goes so well when your approaching wild animals.
Snapping, echoing around the clearing, the only indication that could suggest the fact that, not only had he stepped on a twig, it had snapped.
Chestnut fur moved and ruffled as the majestic animal hurried to lift its head. Pitch black eyes finding the red heads own grey ones.
The stag had done what all wild animals do best, fled.
The boy gave chase after it, weaving in and out plant life a like. Careful as to not trip and end up going back early but, not too careful as to slow him down.
Alas, that didn't matter.
The stag had been considerly faster than him. He had no doubt about the speed it could run, he only had hope that he could keep up with it.
But that wasn't the case.
Slowing to a stop, heaving and panting, he desperately tried to figure out where the stag had gone of too, when he heard a voice.
A certain gruff voice
The voice of who he didn't want to hear and had prayed he wouldn't hear.
His father.
~~~~~~~~ End of part 1
As far as I know this isn't true, I'm British and everyone I know uses whipped cream.
google "what do british people call whipped cream"
I think more people need to see your amazing-ness!
So you want to make an OC?: A Masterpost of Ways to Create, Develop, and Make Good OCs!
i made this masterpost in hopes that it helps you in making your own OCs ah;; it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! if you’d like to add more resources then go for it sugar pea (´ヮ`)!
How to Write Better OCs:
basic tips on how to make your oc even better
tragic backstory? learn how to write one/make yours great
writing specific characters
a wordier, great guide on how to develop your character
kick out those vague descriptions and make them AWESOME
Character Development:
how to actually make an OC
Q&A (to develop characters)
more Q&As
giving your character a backstory
how to write an attractive character
Diversity
adding more racial diversity
avoiding tokenism, AKA, how to add diversity to your cast not just because you “need” it
writing sexuality and gender expression (doesnt include non binary, if you have a good ref to that, please add on!)
masterpost on writing more diversity into your story
cultures of the world
guides to drawing different ethnicities (not just a great art reference, but also really helpful in appearance descriptions!)
Mary Sue/Gary Stu
Test to see if your character is a Sue
Explains subdivisions of Sues/Stus
Powerful Characters Don’t Have to Be Sues
Villains
villain generator
need an evil sounding name for your evil character? bam
villain archetypes
what’s your villain’s motive for being a villain?
Relationships
character perceptions (What your character thinks of themselves and what others think of them)
how to write strong relationships between two characters
8 ways to write better characters and develop their relationships with others
OCxLove Interest Handbook
develop your couple with good ol’ Q&A!
how to write realistic relationships
how to write relatives for your characters (this is more OC related to a canon character, but will help in writing family members in general)
ARCHETYPES
12 common archetypes
8 archetypes for male/female characters
female archetypes (goes pretty indepth from two main categories)
a list of archetypes
NAMES
how to name your character
random name generator
most common surnames
surnames by ethnicity
APPEARANCE
tips for better design
basic appearance generator
pinterest board for character design (includes NSFW and images of skeletons/exposed muscle (?) so tread carefully!)
clothing ref masterpost
DETAILS
give your character better powers
a list of professions
proactive vs reactive characters
positive and negative traits
interest generator
skills generator
motivation generator
123 ideas for character flaws
list of phobias
again, this is to help inspire you or help establish your OCs! i hope you get a lot of info and help from this ahh ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
Absolutely!
Hello guys
I'm gift of God, Born again/ reborn, Bright flame
Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends
Tell gang as often as I can
I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES