Apollo: Here's Some Advice-

Apollo: Here's some advice-

Hermes: I didn't ask for any.

Apollo: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

Apollo: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Hermes: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Apollo, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Apollo: How petty can you get?

Hermes: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Apollo: Just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?

Hermes, down on one knee, ring still out: You did not just fucking ask me that-

Hermes: I turned out perfectly fine!

Apollo: Hermes, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Hermes: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Apollo: This is such a bad idea.

Hermes: Then why are you coming along?

Apollo: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.