Hermes: Im In Love With You.

Hermes: I’m in love with you.

Apollo: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Hermes: I know.

Apollo: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Hermes: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Apollo: Twelve, actually.

Hermes: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Apollo: Yours!

Hermes: That's right: no one's.

Apollo: Is something burning?

Hermes: Just my love for you.

Apollo: Hermes, the toaster is on fire.

Hermes: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Apollo: What did you do?

Hermes: Nobody died.

Apollo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Apollo: This is such a bad idea.

Hermes: Then why are you coming along?

Apollo: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Apollo: Crushes are the worst.

Hermes: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid.

Apollo: Pffffttt, you always act stupid!

Hermes:

Hermes: Please don’t think about that too hard.