I use he/theyI'm autistic and have ADHDI'm just talking about my current hyperfixations and special interests
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Lennox: What Will You Do With A Hundred Apples?Alea: I'll Give Them To 100 ChildrenLennox: What Will
Lennox: What will you do with a hundred apples? Alea: I'll give them to 100 children Lennox: What will you do with a hundred apples? Siska: I'll give them to 100 beautiful girls Lennox: What will you do with a hundred apples? Sammy: I'll eat as much as I can and will bite all the others so no one will eat them Lennox: Wow! What will you do with a hundred apples, dad? Cassaras: Ask you from where you got 400 apples
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Christmas. Cassaras is complaining about Alpha Cru all night because 'I hate kids'. Late at the night. Alpha Cru and Thea are sleeping. Hagen and Cassaras are cleaning the dishes and talking. Cassaras, to Hagen, totally forgetting that only Thea doesn't hear: Honestly, those kids made my Christmas Sammy, from behind them: I knew it!
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