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Alea: Lennox would throw himself in front of a moving car for me Thea: Lennox would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun Cassaras: Same-

Ok but imagine Cassaras goes to hiromantic just to confuse them: The hiromantic: You'll have one daughter Cassaras: No fucking way About 100 years he realises that the hiromantic was right

Tanya: Makes a girl with somewhat of social anxiety, who is different than the others and finds toxic bf Yeah, the fandom will love her The fandom falls in love with irresponsible mermaid prince with PTSD and anger issues and his autistic daughter whose special interest is German mythology who likes German mythology Tanya:

Nelani: How Thea is always home on time when she is with you? Cassaras: I started intentionally misusing slang words when her friends are home

Cassaras: When I was young things were much worse Thea: Cassaras: Thea, expecting him to say something "You kids now a days are spoiled": …and? Cassaras: And that was it

Meme: 100% of people who have sex die. Is that what you want Cassaras: OMG, IS THAT WHY I'VE BEEN ALIVE SO LONG!?

Thea: shows this image to Cassaras

Cassaras: I could rock in this skirt

Sammy: So… Are you a boy, girl, something in-between, both or neither? Cassaras: Cassaras: I'm an atheist?

Cassaras: I have no attraction towards women. I have no attraction towards men Thea, waiting him to realize he is aroace: Which means? Cassaras: Cassaras: I'm bi…? Thea:

Cassaras: A man today told me I'll never be a woman and I told him "Ok.". Then he told me I'll never be a man and I was like "Ok.". …Gender affirmed, I guess?

Imagine on Ben and Niki's wedding, Ben tries to offer Cassaras wine and Cassaras automatically says: "Please don't hit me!"

Narrator: And now let's see what is going into AA characters' brains… Ben: Niki Alea: Boys Tess: Girls Orion: Men Cassaras: Spaghetti

Tess: Are you a red flag or a green flag? Alea: Green, I think Tess: asks Lennox the same thing Lennox: Um… I think I'm a bit of both? But mostly red. Tess: asks Cassaras Cassaras: I'M BOTH puts out an Italian flag and starts singing (badly) the hymn of Italy

I headcanon Cassaras as "I need caffeine to function" type of neurodivergent (bc insomnia) and Sammy as "I have natural caffeine in my blood stream" type of neurodivergent

Lennox: Why are you single? Cassaras: Because I'm pretty. And smart. And not real. We all are characters from a book. Lennox: Cassaras: Lennox: laughing Pff imagine this was true Cassaras, laughing: I know right

(Alternative scene) Mura: A TASFAR SAID THAT NO MAN CAN KILL ME Cassaras: kills her anyways Cassaras: Wait… Nope, that's a problem for other day

Imagine Alea assuming anytime Cassaras mentions someone by name that they dated. Cassaras, in the middle of grandpa lore: That reminds me when Vlad… Alea: Oooo… Did you date him? Cassaras: … First of all. I'm aroace. Second of all. Vlad radiates "Danger to society" energy and I wouldn't date him even I was into men.

Italy. Old Italian person to Cassaras: Wow, you talk the same way my grandparents did. The words are really old Cassaras, nervously: Haha, I wonder why

Cassaras: I lived in Romania for a few years. Like in Vlad's castle. And I had to renew my ID twice. I had to do the necessary military service twice! Niki: Oof, that sucks Sammy: Wait, why does he live in castle? Is he bisexual or something?

Texting. Cassaras: So I adopted three kids - Sammy, Thea and Lennox… Vlad: THANKS GOD, I HAVE PEOPLE TO TELL YOUR EMBARRASSING STORIES FROM OUR YOUTH Cassaras: Vlad Ţepeş Dracula, you are menace to society