Hagen - Tumblr Posts

Christmas. Cassaras is complaining about Alpha Cru all night because 'I hate kids'. Late at the night. Alpha Cru and Thea are sleeping. Hagen and Cassaras are cleaning the dishes and talking. Cassaras, to Hagen, totally forgetting that only Thea doesn't hear: Honestly, those kids made my Christmas Sammy, from behind them: I knew it!

Cassaras and Hagen: watching over the Alpha cru Sammy: Hey, Cassaras, we need one person more to play football, will you join us? Cassaras: No way, ask Hagen Hagen: I'm sorry, Sammy, but after the incident with Orion (in 7th book), I get easily dizzy. Cassaras: Okay, I'll play with you. But just because you need one person more Cassaras: has the best time in his life bc he actually loves children

Later. Hagen is teaching Sammy GSL. Sammy: You don't actually get dizzy, do you? Hagen: I don't Sammy: You just suck at football? Hagen: I just wanted to give Cassaras the chance to play with you… But yeah, I suck at football

Hagen: Does anyone know where my glasses are? Hagen's glasses: on top of his head Cassaras, Thea and Sammy: laughing so hard, merely breathing Sammy: They're… Thea, signing super quickly: Shh, don't tell him yet

(Usually people with hagen's diagnosis in 7th book can't see well close objects after they heal)

The Alpha cru are having lunch. Sammy: Cassaras, tie your hair it is getting in my plate. Cassaras: ties it Thea: Great, now it falls aside and falls in my plate Cassaras: ties it in a bun Ben: Ouch, I scratched my leg on one of your knives Cassaras: Keep your leg away from my knives and katana Ben: DON'T PUT THEM UNDER THE TABLE Cassaras: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO Hagen: Both of you, stop talking with full mouths Cassaras: stands up, tries to go somewhere else to eat, but trips on his bow Ben: See, that is exactly what I'm talking about

Thea: Siska, do you want to see my fathers overreacting? Siska: GOD, YES Thea: goes to Hagen and Cassaras Thea: sighs I have to tell you someting. I'm dating Siska Siska: trying her best not to laugh because this is a lie Hagen: How much I owe you? Cassaras: 30 euros Thea: Thea: I'm sorry… WHAT?!

Hagen: * enters the room* Hagen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Cassaras: Smoking, obviously Hagen: Why here? Cassaras: You said I can smoke next to windows! Hagen: WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN: "SIT IN MY BED BECAUSE IT IS NEXT TO THE WINDOW" Cassaras: You should have been more specific

Hagen, angrily: Anthea Lando, if you keep not doing your homework, I'll call your mom realizes what he said …face palm

Cassaras: You taught Lennox to shave? I wanted to do it Hagen: Cassaras, you literally don't grow a beard. Or any body hair. How do you think you'd have done it? Cassaras: I'd still have had find a way! Hagen: You'd cut yourself… Cassaras: You cut your chin two days ago! Hagen: It was an accident! Cassaras: I was an accident! Hagen: Cassaras: Hagen: Did you try to insult me by saying that I am accident or did you say that accidentally or both? Cassaras: sighs The second Hagen: Do you want to talk about it? Cassaras, annoyed: Fineeee.

Four hours later. Thea: comes home late at night and sees Cassaras crying while hugging one of Kit's blåhaj and Hagen trying to calm him down Thea: …what happened here? Hagen: He talked about his trauma… Thea: nods Yeah, that explains. He has lots of that

Thea, angrily: Congratulations! You won the gold, silver and bronze medal for doing stupid things! Cassaras: Lennox: Hagen: Cassaras: Who won the gold?

Ben: I think I won't go to bed. It's New years. Cassaras: Go to bed Ben: I'm literally an adult Cassaras: Not to me, young man Ben: But– Hagen: You heard your dad Cassaras: You are going to bed too, Hagen Hagen: We're the same age, you can't tell me Cassaras: I'm 153 Hagen:… I guess you can. Cassaras: So, Thea, are you planning to go to bed? Thea: Nope Cassaras: Okay Hagen and Ben:

Cassaras and Hagen arguing. Cassaras: I'M LITERALLY 4 TIMES OLDER THAN YOU Thea, who had watched them argue: Wait… Does this mean you are 40? Hagen: 38 Thea: You told me you are 30! You lied to me! Hagen: …that was 8 years ago. Thea: I don't care! You still lied to me Hagen: Hagen: I'm so done with this family

Hagen: Hey, can you help me with something? Anthea keeps repeating two signs at school and she said they are Italian. But I don't understand Italian… Cassaras: Yep, sure… Hagen: shows two of the offensive signs Cassaras:

So mermaids live longer. Does this mean they have slower pulse? If so. Cassaras: measures his pulse 5 beats per minute? Good, very good… Cassaras: has been sitting with the thing you measure blood pressure for 5 minutes Hagen: What are you doing? Cassaras: Shush. Hagen: Ok? Cassaras: takes it off after a minute 23-57. Damn it, it is high Hagen: HIGH?

Restaurant. Thea: So, listen the plan. We sit here. And have bread. Siska: What is the catch? Thea: Food is some percent cheaper for couples Siska: Niiice Thea: Ahaaa They order food. At some point they see Cassaras and Hagen Thea: WTF are you two doing here? Cassaras: It is not what it looks like to be— Thea: You are here for the garlic bread Cassaras: It is what it looks likes to be

Hagen, teaching: Today we're going to study aesthetics which is part of philosophy. It is about what you like. Siska: I like your daughter, what does this mean? Hagen: That is not part of aesthetics… WAIT, WHAT?

I think Cassaras has insomnia. 2 am. Hagen: Well, I'm going to bed, please be quiet Cassaras: Ok Hagen: goes into his room Twenty minutes later Hagen's phone: Cassaras send a reel. Cassaras send a reel. Cassaras send a reel.

Sammy: Hey, Hagen, can dogs drive cars? Hagen: Of course not Sammy: Then why dad said the car in front of us was driven by a "son of a bitch"? Hagen:

Cassaras and Lennox are late Hagen: Why Italians are always late Cassaras: gasps dramatically Cassaras: We are not late, because if the appointment is around 10.00 everyone arrives at 11.00! Unfortunately foreigners don’t understand this habit and always arrive before the actual hour of the meeting! Hagen: Hagen: You do realize we live in Germany?

Hagen: What’s your love language Cassaras: Murder Hagen: kills someone Do I get a kiss for a job well done? Cassaras: heart eyes

Hagen, without glasses looking out of the window: I think the air is moving… Cassaras: looks out Cassaras: Raining. It is raining.