Alea Aquarius Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Thea: shows this image to Cassaras
Cassaras: I could rock in this skirt
Sammy: So… Are you a boy, girl, something in-between, both or neither? Cassaras: Cassaras: I'm an atheist?
Cassaras: I have no attraction towards women. I have no attraction towards men Thea, waiting him to realize he is aroace: Which means? Cassaras: Cassaras: I'm bi…? Thea:
Cassaras: A man today told me I'll never be a woman and I told him "Ok.". Then he told me I'll never be a man and I was like "Ok.". …Gender affirmed, I guess?
"Aroace ppl leave more ppl for pan people. Therefore pan people should pay them in garlic bread" Sammy
Narrator: And now let's see what is going into AA characters' brains… Ben: Niki Alea: Boys Tess: Girls Orion: Men Cassaras: Spaghetti
Tess: Are you a red flag or a green flag? Alea: Green, I think Tess: asks Lennox the same thing Lennox: Um… I think I'm a bit of both? But mostly red. Tess: asks Cassaras Cassaras: I'M BOTH puts out an Italian flag and starts singing (badly) the hymn of Italy
I headcanon Cassaras as "I need caffeine to function" type of neurodivergent (bc insomnia) and Sammy as "I have natural caffeine in my blood stream" type of neurodivergent
Lennox: Why are you single? Cassaras: Because I'm pretty. And smart. And not real. We all are characters from a book. Lennox: Cassaras: Lennox: laughing Pff imagine this was true Cassaras, laughing: I know right
(Alternative scene) Mura: A TASFAR SAID THAT NO MAN CAN KILL ME Cassaras: kills her anyways Cassaras: Wait… Nope, that's a problem for other day
Imagine Alea assuming anytime Cassaras mentions someone by name that they dated. Cassaras, in the middle of grandpa lore: That reminds me when Vlad… Alea: Oooo… Did you date him? Cassaras: … First of all. I'm aroace. Second of all. Vlad radiates "Danger to society" energy and I wouldn't date him even I was into men.
Italy. Old Italian person to Cassaras: Wow, you talk the same way my grandparents did. The words are really old Cassaras, nervously: Haha, I wonder why
Cassaras: I lived in Romania for a few years. Like in Vlad's castle. And I had to renew my ID twice. I had to do the necessary military service twice! Niki: Oof, that sucks Sammy: Wait, why does he live in castle? Is he bisexual or something?
Texting. Cassaras: So I adopted three kids - Sammy, Thea and Lennox… Vlad: THANKS GOD, I HAVE PEOPLE TO TELL YOUR EMBARRASSING STORIES FROM OUR YOUTH Cassaras: Vlad Ţepeş Dracula, you are menace to society
Tess: You have beautiful eyes Kit, fixing their glasses: Thanks, they do not work
Cassaras: showing Alpha Cru old photos Thea: points at him before he grew his hair Who tf is this?
You know how usually the girl wears her bf's clothes. But Nikki is plus sized. So Ben can wear her clothes Niki: My clothes disappear. Ben, wearing her hoodie: Hm spooky
Sammy: Cassaras fell overboard Thea: Did he say anything? Sammy: Do I say the curse words? Thea: No. Sammy: Then he fell silently
2 am. Thea: secretly reading Cassaras: comes in her room Thea, thinking he'll be mad at her: tries to hide book Cassaras: …So… My insomnia forced me to cook spaghetti….
Second-hand shop. Nikki: picks up hoodie her size Do you like it? Ben: ??? Ben: Why do you ask me? Nikki: looking at him wearing her hoodie No reason