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Meifwa Gals Incorrect Quotes Because I Want More Meifwa Things

Meif’wa gals incorrect quotes because I want more Meif’wa things

Nana: What do you think Michi will do for a distraction?
June: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
June: ... or they could do that.

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Nana: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Michi: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
June: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Nana: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Michi: The cow???
Nana: What?
June: Michi, W H Y?

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The squad is trying to con some random guy
Nana: Um, Michi, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Michi: We need money!
Nana: You're scamming him?
Michi: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Nana: What?! No way!
Michi: Why not? We already stole June!
June: Hey guys
Nana: No, we didn't. June can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
June: I wanna steal

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Nana: Michi and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us 
June: *Sighing* What did Michi do? 
Nana: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... 
Michi: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Nana: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Michi: How am I supposed to know?
June: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Michi: *sighs*
Michi: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Nana: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Michi: How am I supposed to know?
June: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Michi: *sighs*
Michi: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Nana: Why are you on the floor?
Michi: I'm depressed.
Michi: Also I was stabbed, can you get June, please.

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Michi: Hey June,
June: Yes?
Michi: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
June:
June: Where’s Nana?

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Nana, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him 
June: You did WHAT– 
Michi: William Snakepeare

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Nana: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Michi: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and June isn’t

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Nana: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Michi: Just rip the bandage off.
Nana: It’s Zane.
Michi: Put the bandage back on.

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