Aphmau Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Garroth: YOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!
Laurence: OH YEAH? YOU’RE THE IDIOT WHO THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING YOU DO. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!
Garroth: I’M LEAVING, AND I’M TAKING TRAVIS WITH ME!
Dante, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re going to stop playing now.
Meif’wa gals incorrect quotes because I want more Meif’wa things
Nana: What do you think Michi will do for a distraction? June: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* June: ... or they could do that.
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Nana: Are you sure this is the right direction? Michi: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! June: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Nana: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Michi: The cow??? Nana: What? June: Michi, W H Y?
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The squad is trying to con some random guy Nana: Um, Michi, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Michi: We need money! Nana: You're scamming him? Michi: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Nana: What?! No way! Michi: Why not? We already stole June! June: Hey guys Nana: No, we didn't. June can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want! June: I wanna steal
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Nana: Michi and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us June: *Sighing* What did Michi do? Nana: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Michi: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Nana: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Michi: How am I supposed to know? June: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Michi: *sighs* Michi: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Nana: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Michi: How am I supposed to know? June: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Michi: *sighs* Michi: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Nana: Why are you on the floor? Michi: I'm depressed. Michi: Also I was stabbed, can you get June, please.
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Michi: Hey June, June: Yes? Michi: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? June: June: Where’s Nana?
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Nana, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him June: You did WHAT– Michi: William Snakepeare
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Nana: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Michi: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and June isn’t
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Nana: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Michi: Just rip the bandage off. Nana: It’s Zane. Michi: Put the bandage back on.