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Hey You Ancient Practically Half Dead Fucker (/j) (Pay No Attention To This, I'm Just Clef Incarnate
hey you ancient practically half dead fucker (/j) (Pay no attention to this, I'm just clef incarnate sometimes.)
How the hell have ya not been cancelled by Tumblr already???
Firstly, can I be half dead if I have a death certificate?
Secondly, I enjoy thinking Tumblr is scared to. But it would be hilarious if they tried since I'm actually a lot more tame on here. But this may have mildly inspired me to be more of a problem.
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More Posts from Immortal-catastrophe
Fucking! Someone tried to lock me in a supply closet because "Halloween is over and we need to put the ghosts away"???? Never before have I been so disrespected!
I'm very normal about it.
who invented the "would you still love me if i was a worm?" i want to speak to the manager/creator of that. do you know what you've done to my casserole. i still love them but you need to be held accountable.
And I told the lady at the store that I was sorry her kids were so ugly but it didn't make things easier for her.
No, I'm not up late thinking about how the love notes I put blood and tears into got eaten.
I know. I would hope you wouldn't. Haven't we had this discussion?
i will never stop.
As far as the midlife crisis post..... Your mid-life is basically anything past your 20s. So basically the rest of eternity is allowed for having a 'mid-life' crisis. Trust me. I've been in one for the past 44 years. -Another Immortal.
I'm making note of this for the next time someone says I'm too old to have a midlife crisis.