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I saw your post awhile ago concerning the fact that you didn't understand slang terms used by today's modern 20 year old. Just tell them you've been too burnt out to go on the Internet and Google what slang terms mean. They'll understand. Trust me. -Another Immortal.

See that's what I thought because there is no way ever member of gen z and millennials are all aware of the same Internet trends. That was until I referred to something as crazy to which they all started talking in unison about rats... We don't work in an environment where people can casually display hive-mind characteristics...

I read 'cute runt' wrong and thought you called Alto a cunt and I wheezed.

It hasn't done anything to warrant that... yet.

IT'S NOT A THROW PILLOW UNTIL SOMEONE GETS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT WITH IT!

I shit Mikell in the kneecap. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I hope this was supposed to say hit. Either way I don't get payed enough to care about him or his problem so he's on his own with that.

How to act sober when at a Walmart while the floor tile pattern is freaking you out.

((Because some have mentioned having issues with the new formate of the introduction post and I want my stuff to be easy to take in for everyone and not overwhelming because I know it is a lot of info. So here's a poll for that. To those that have tried the card not all of the buttons work because some files are still being worked on. It will be updated though when they are finished. So to those that don't like the card for that reason it will be fixed when there is a finished file.

If you have any other ideas for this please comment ))

cant believe the demon's from Cornwall

The reality I am being forced to endure is cruel for this reason... I need to use this against it more.

Im weird. I let the other universes talk to each other. Wound up having a brawl between one Kondraki, 4 Clefs and Cat!Bright. It was crazzzzy maannn

Reading this makes me automatically assume that you're a reality that got high and broke reality... Turn Clef into a cat!

you sent the creature a package? He's just been staring at it gayly for the past 2 hours and not opening it.

He's scared of commitment 🙄

uhhh science/magic/weed anon Clef has been cat'd

I'm going put him in one of those little cat sweaters! And then I'm going to get a purse to put him in! He's going to be so cute!

If you are reading this, uhh I figured out how cell phones work -🦋

How long did that take? Hopefully longer than it took me so I don't have to be embarrassed.

Bright, what is an 'anon'? -🦋

It's short for anonymous. Because you're anonymous.

Mind the mild blood.

*appears in a cloud of smoke dressed in full wizard garb and hands you a freshly cooked belgian waffle drizzeld with caramel sauce*

for your troubles, good ma’am/sir

*disappears*

- The Waffle Man

My first thought is to assume you are a reality bender but since you have gifted me food I will let you run free and get away with whatever it is you do in your free time.

Only as thanks for the food and not because I have a soft spot for reality benders and other whimsical and magical being.

Thanks, Waffle Man

ok so what if you see 096's face and then you die. would you remember it's face? if yes would it be agro at you forever?

or did this happen to you already???

I have seen 096's face and it did kill me a few times because of it. However, because the memory still exists when I don't have a body killing my current ones didn't satisfy it much. I saw it during a breach, it killed that body, but it kept freaking the fuck out, and headed towards the body with 963. Which regrettably wasn't at the same site. After killing the other body it tried to destroy 963 which it, of course, wasn't able to. It eventually gave up.

Since it is April fools day I would like to remind people that I as a site director have access to emergency contacts. And for $20 I will send anyone's mother or spouse anything as long as it isn't vaguely threatening.

And to those that are keeping an eye on me because of the date, fuck you. I cannot be prevented nor can I be soothed. And if anyone prevents any plans I have for today just know those plans will be saved for when you expect it the least and when it will effect you the most. So with that said, I know where all of you sleep and have a lovely April fools 😇.

Sorry if this has been asked before

But what are your opinions on clef and iceberg?

Also, be my friend/j(joke) , srsly though, you're cool ^^ (expect more of me appearing, because I'm annoying and have many questions)

It hasn't! I don't interact with Iceberg most on account of locking myself in my office whenever I get the chance. As for Clef we're engaged.

And thank you! I look forward to seeing more of you.

tips-from-the-immortal, never, ever, *ever* tell a highschool kid that asked if you're queer the truth. They will bring their clique and laugh at you.

I thought it wasn't cool to make fun of queer people anymore? 🤔😟

Scientifically speaking, if i put the pendant on a small fish and then the fish gets eaten by an larger fish and that fish gets eaten by another larger fish

where would your consciousness be? in the first fish untill it gets disolved by acid? and if it does will you be just waiting for another body? or because ur inside of the larger fish you now are the larger fish?

and do you want to visit the aquarium with me?…non-testing purposes i swear…

My consciousness would be in the first fish then the first and second once eaten because 963 would be in contact with both unless it was fed to the first fish. My consciousness would be transferred to the even larger fish until the second fish was completely dissolved in the stomach acid... I think you just made me want to avoid the aquarium...

have you ever been a ant or is there a size limit?

I have never been in an ant. I have been in a fly though. Wouldn't recommend.