Tips-from-the-immortal; If Someone Said That A Prank You Did Hurt Them, The Appropriate Reaction Is Not

Tips-from-the-immortal; If someone said that a prank you did hurt them, the appropriate reaction is not "Awww, it was supposed to kill you!" Or ".... Well that sucks". They will punch you. And it will hurt. (-Another Immortal)

I regret to inform you that it is too late to notify me of this... Although in my defense the intent was to kill that one time... 😇

*appears in a cloud of smoke dressed in full wizard garb and hands you a freshly cooked belgian waffle drizzeld with caramel sauce*

for your troubles, good ma’am/sir

*disappears*

- The Waffle Man

My first thought is to assume you are a reality bender but since you have gifted me food I will let you run free and get away with whatever it is you do in your free time.

Only as thanks for the food and not because I have a soft spot for reality benders and other whimsical and magical being.

Thanks, Waffle Man

No they're not.

i'm having my peach root beer with bacon ice cubes today.

That's fine 💕

HE'S FROM FUCKING CORNWALL, MY DAD IS FROM CORNWALL please tell my you bully him about this, God knows I bully my dad for being British

Unfortunately not as much as I should. But the asks I have gotten in regards to this has inspired me to do more evil.

Im weird. I let the other universes talk to each other. Wound up having a brawl between one Kondraki, 4 Clefs and Cat!Bright. It was crazzzzy maannn

Reading this makes me automatically assume that you're a reality that got high and broke reality... Turn Clef into a cat!

uhhh science/magic/weed anon Clef has been cat'd

I'm going put him in one of those little cat sweaters! And then I'm going to get a purse to put him in! He's going to be so cute!