If You Are Reading This, Uhh I Figured Out How Cell Phones Work -

If you are reading this, uhh I figured out how cell phones work -🦋

How long did that take? Hopefully longer than it took me so I don't have to be embarrassed.

((this hasn't been an issue with anyone but I forgot to put this on intro post so wanted to mention that the list is not canon for this account. Not because of the situation that happened or because it was deleted. Just because I personally don't enjoy it much. Also sorry I've been dead to the world I really needed a break from this fandom and it's constant bs. I have some domestic issues going on at moment which has taken a lot out of me so I really didn't have the time energy or sanity to deal with chronically online bs and I honestly still don't. (I'm not talking about the bright situation as a whole when I say chronically online bs I'm referring to the harassment issues.))

*appears in a cloud of smoke dressed in full wizard garb and hands you a freshly cooked belgian waffle drizzeld with caramel sauce*

for your troubles, good ma’am/sir

*disappears*

- The Waffle Man

My first thought is to assume you are a reality bender but since you have gifted me food I will let you run free and get away with whatever it is you do in your free time.

Only as thanks for the food and not because I have a soft spot for reality benders and other whimsical and magical being.

Thanks, Waffle Man

Clef is already more cat like than human like. We would be restoring the natural order.

Im weird. I let the other universes talk to each other. Wound up having a brawl between one Kondraki, 4 Clefs and Cat!Bright. It was crazzzzy maannn

Reading this makes me automatically assume that you're a reality that got high and broke reality... Turn Clef into a cat!

No they're not.

i'm having my peach root beer with bacon ice cubes today.

That's fine 💕

HE'S FROM FUCKING CORNWALL, MY DAD IS FROM CORNWALL please tell my you bully him about this, God knows I bully my dad for being British

Unfortunately not as much as I should. But the asks I have gotten in regards to this has inspired me to do more evil.