immortal-catastrophe - 👻Dr. Jack Bright👻
👻Dr. Jack Bright👻

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You Sent The Creature A Package? He's Just Been Staring At It Gayly For The Past 2 Hours And Not Opening

you sent the creature a package? He's just been staring at it gayly for the past 2 hours and not opening it.

He's scared of commitment 🙄

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Bite me.

my casserole is playing so much tetris. they're such a gaymer.

No they're not.

i'm having my peach root beer with bacon ice cubes today.

just to let you know a fun thing you can say: I ask my dad if he wants to eat the tea bag when I make tea

I don't... I don't think I even need to ask if that thing would eat the tea bag I'm sure it would.. 😔


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uhhh science/magic/weed anon Clef has been cat'd

I'm going put him in one of those little cat sweaters! And then I'm going to get a purse to put him in! He's going to be so cute!


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*appears in a cloud of smoke dressed in full wizard garb and hands you a freshly cooked belgian waffle drizzeld with caramel sauce*

for your troubles, good ma’am/sir

*disappears*

- The Waffle Man

My first thought is to assume you are a reality bender but since you have gifted me food I will let you run free and get away with whatever it is you do in your free time.

Only as thanks for the food and not because I have a soft spot for reality benders and other whimsical and magical being.

Thanks, Waffle Man


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