*appears In A Cloud Of Smoke Dressed In Full Wizard Garb And Hands You A Freshly Cooked Belgian Waffle

*appears in a cloud of smoke dressed in full wizard garb and hands you a freshly cooked belgian waffle drizzeld with caramel sauce*

for your troubles, good ma’am/sir

*disappears*

- The Waffle Man

My first thought is to assume you are a reality bender but since you have gifted me food I will let you run free and get away with whatever it is you do in your free time.

Only as thanks for the food and not because I have a soft spot for reality benders and other whimsical and magical being.

Thanks, Waffle Man

my casserole is playing so much tetris. they're such a gaymer.

just to let you know a fun thing you can say: I ask my dad if he wants to eat the tea bag when I make tea

I don't... I don't think I even need to ask if that thing would eat the tea bag I'm sure it would.. 😔

If you are reading this, uhh I figured out how cell phones work -🦋

How long did that take? Hopefully longer than it took me so I don't have to be embarrassed.

Aww you've already learned to type as a cat! That's impressive! You're so cute 🥰

uhhh science/magic/weed anon Clef has been cat'd

I'm going put him in one of those little cat sweaters! And then I'm going to get a purse to put him in! He's going to be so cute!

Im weird. I let the other universes talk to each other. Wound up having a brawl between one Kondraki, 4 Clefs and Cat!Bright. It was crazzzzy maannn

Reading this makes me automatically assume that you're a reality that got high and broke reality... Turn Clef into a cat!