(That Same Man): Your Probably Wondering How I Got In This Situation

(That same man): Your probably wondering how I got in this situation

(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys

You just gave me an idea

An awfully GAY idea 😼

Okay, but hear me out.

Comphet gay Steve Harrington on the Titantic with his arranged fiancée Nancy Wheeler. And while she's nowhere near as digustingly awful as Caledon Hockley is in the movie, she is easily jealous because Steve is a handsome man and gets attention from ladies of all age.

Never mind when he starts wanting to spend all his time with third-class passenger and wild card Eddie Munson, a jack-of-all-trades who just happens to be good at both music and drawing.

And in those few days together, Steve gets to actually live and be happy and realize things about himself and life that he never even dreamed about.

But also give them a happy ending where the door is strong and buoyant enough to hold the weight of two people without sinking into the water.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The Babadook is gay,

And so are you.

Eddie: My spidey senses are tingling

Steve: Eddie, stop saying that everytime you have a boner

Eddie: Aw man 😔

DAWG

YA’LL NEED TO CALM DOWN

IK YA’LL NEED STEDDIE, BUT DAAAAAAAMMMNNN

OKAY

Okay

More steddie, I get it, I’ll try

Since y’all eat up steddie/stranger things stuff, here’s a demogorgon for christ’s sake