Ninjago Season 1: Episode 4: Never Trust A Snake

Ninjago Season 1: Episode 4: Never Trust a Snake

White has a dream where funky birb tells him to “WAKE UP, ZANE.” White follows birb’s advice and wakes up. Everything still feels inception-y and when he’s on the deck Lord G, the man, the myth, the legend shows up and demands the ice triangles and other golden plot devices. White says no. Lord G slam dunks him in a trash can.

Green Ninja ex machina appears to save him, posing dramatically with the birb.

“Who are you?” White wonders.

He never finds out because birbs flood the deck.

White wakes up for real but thinks he’s still in inception- a pillow to the face clears that up. The Fruity Bois train and do stretches on the deck with very awkward lego animation. Grumpy Old Man asks them a riddle because he is a sphinx now. They must answer the riddle, but fail miserably because they all role nat 1 on Wisdom and are more focused on who will be the Green Ninja

Meanwhile, GarmaGremlin takes the Vampire Sneks across the snow to fight the Hypno Sneks. Turns out Vampire Snek leader and Hypno Snek are total dude bros / speed run enemies to lovers and the war is called off. GarmaGremlin runs off with no allies.

He wanders the desert because this kid can just travel huge distances in short time and finds a tomb. Only one snek is inside. Very casually implied cannibalism in a kid’s show. Friendship with Hypno Snek and Vampire Snek over, now Pythor P. Chumsworth is his new best friend / henchman.

They steal candy from triplets and other very evil deeds. GarmaGremlin trauma dumps on Pythor P. Chumsworth and says he was kicked out of bad boi school because he’s a not-bad-sad-boi. Pythor P. Chumsworth suggests revenge even though we are several seasons away from a snake that wants revenge.

Grumpy Old Man still does not have an answer to his cryptic riddle. The Fruity Bois go to stop GarmaGremlin and Pythor P. Chumsworth at bad boi school. They break through the roof on an anchor and find kidnapped bad bois at the bottom, then race up. Blue takes the elevator. Black climbs the chains. Blue takes the elevator. Red and White take the stairs and get slimed. Blue takes the elevator.

Did I mention Blue takes the elevator.

Pythor P. Chumsworth is confronted by Blue, because the elevator was actually the one choice they didn’t expect, grabs the map, snitches on the kid, and dips. Blue kidnapps GarmaGremlin.

GarmaGremlin, being Grumpy Old Man’s nephew, gets read a bedtime story. Riddle is finally solved. GarmaGremlin is now GarmaLesserGremlin.

Okay Ninjago fandom, let’s see if we can play a game.

I’m going to briefly summarise the plot of of the first pilot episode in a comedic way, and the next person must do the same for the next episode. Each person must check the reblogs to so they can do the most recent episode, and we should just have a chain of simplified Ninjago episodes. You are allowed to reblog this multiple times. I’ll start:

Ninjago Pilots: Episode 1 - Way of the Ninja

Local independent business owner, Kai, gets heckled by an old man and then biker skeletons show up and kidnap Kai’s sister for no reason. The old man tells Kai that the skeletons work for his evil brother who he pushed into a hole once, and then he promises to teach Kai the art of spinning real fast. However Kai only learns the art of spilling the tea. Then Kai gets attacked by ninja and must fight them with his toothbrush!

Annual Ninjago Reblog Rollcall

Okay, since we're coming to the end of the year, I think it's time we did our annual reblog rollcall!

Oh my gosh I’m in tears thank you—

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No, you know what- I’m going to go back and count how many times (in the official minifigures, at least) Zane has at least one tit out

Have a bonus Echo continuing the nindroid trend before we start-

The Zanes will be under the cut because there are many, plus minor Crystalized (only the gi) spoiler. For those that wish to avoid that- the answer is (within the official minifigures, not counting additional designs in the magazines, comics, show, and other sources that don’t have figures), Zane has had at least one tit showing a total of 9 times (if you include NRG and Airjitzu has half a point each and don’t count Fusion - if you count none, then 8 times, if you count all as a point each, then 11 times)

0.5 = Gonna count this one as a half because none of them appear to have a gi at all, but you could argue it’s over their cloths

1.5 = One of the first times ever (probably first in canon), we stan a King

2.5 = Back from the dead and he already has one tit out

3 = Same as with NRG, going to count this as half a point because you can argue it’s over the clothes but also argue that’s his skin

4 = Zane was actually locked up in Skybound for titty crimes

Not counting this one but it deserves an honourable mention

5 = The infamous Island tit-out from the original post reference

6 = And you thought the Legacy waves wouldn’t sneak one in- the tit always manages to sneak out

7 = The infamous reverse crop top scuba gear

8 = the Core waves manage to sneak in a tit window after all

9 = And one more sneaky tit out for the road

the nindroid urge to walk around with one tit out

Yo old I only just now finished the art for new AU just dropped

He’s having fun <3

Fic Prompt #1!

Boreas = Show Zane

Red = Movie Kai

Ship Name: Icedcoffee (technically a version of opposite shipping)

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"Do not give me that look."

Red peeks over the kitchen island. "But Boreasssss-"

Boreas shakes his head. "Absolutely not. I sincerely apologize, but i cannot allow you to continue with this."

Red shoots him his best puppy-dog eyes. Boreas tightens the Look of Disappointment™️ on his face, though his fingers tremble ever so slightly. "I said no, Lantern, and that is final. It is for your own health."

Red climbs onto the kitchen island and slides over it so he's standing in front of Boreas. "Pleeeeaaaassse? I need it for cryptid hunting."

"You cannot go cryptid hunting tonight, it is a school night," Boreas counters, though there's a faint hitch to his voice. "I'm sorry, Red, but for the sake of your health and grades-"

His boyfriend leans into him, peering up with wide amber eyes and a faint pout. "But tonight's a great night for hunting Mothman... the moon is full and everything..."

The slight tremble to Boreas' fingers increases as he turns his head to the side, avoiding looking at Red. "I'm sorry. Please do not give me that look, this is for your own good."

"Okay..."

Red's quiet voice makes Boreas pause, and the tall nindroid makes the mistake of looking back down at his boyfriend.

His power source melts.

"Perhaps..." he starts, voice cracking. "Perhaps I can brew you an alternative mix. The "Potion of Could Kill the FSM", as you call that dreadful mix of caffeine, sugar, and 5-hour energy, is very bad for your health and I cannot in good mind allow you to drink it, especially at such an unreasonable hour. But perhaps... perhaps I can instead brew you some nice hot chocolate, and we could curl up with a movie together?"

Red looks at him as if he just offered him a plate of gold. "Cuddling? You and me?"

His face slowly goes red with a blush, and a few embers flicker in his gelled hair.

Aha. Boreas has him hooked now.

"Yes," he says. "Perhaps we can share a blanket? You could rest in my lap as well."

Red starts to bounce in joy. "Screw Mothman, I'm finding us the coziest blanket in the house-"

Boreas smiles. "That would be lovely, Lantern."

Red beams back. "Anything for you, Snowball!"

The coffee is poured down the drain as Red races out of the room, and Boreas chuckles to himself.

He really is in love with this bi disaster, isn't he.